Dragon Quest XI S Script: Puff-Puff NPC Text
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*: Lo, thou
art surpassing fair of face! Wilt thou sample the sensual puff-puff for a
mere 20 gold coins?<yesno> |
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*: Alack, 'tis
a grave shame indeed! Should the urge ever come upon thee, thou need'st only say the word! |
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*: Now, now,
what japery is this? Thinkest thou to buy the
greatest pleasure in this world at a reduced price? For shame, sir! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Then let the ritual
begin! |
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*: Puff-puff!
Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! |
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*: Puff!
Puff-puff! Puff!
Puff-puff! |
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*: Well? Art
thou not alive with pleasure? Puff!
Puff-puff! Puff-puff!
Puff-puff! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Alas, the ritual is
ended. Thy custom is e'er appreciated, noble sir! Pray,
visit us as often as the mood taketh thee! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Alas, the ritual is
ended. Thy custom is e'er appreciated, noble sir!
Pray, visit us as often as the mood taketh thee! |
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*: Do I please
thee, good sirrah? Am I fair in thine eyes? Then
mayhap thou wouldst accept from me a heartfelt puff-puff?<yesno> |
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*: Hmph! And what, pray, doth so fail to please thee that
thou would fain refuse such an offer, hm!? |
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*: Thou wilt?
Verily, 'tis music to mine ears! |
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*: Puff-puff!
Puff-puff-puff! |
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*: Puff-puff!
Puff-puff-puff! |
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*: I thank
thee for thy custom! Should the hunger for puff-puff ever assail thee again,
'twould be my pleasure to sate it! |
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*: I thank thee
for thy custom! Should the hunger for puff-puff ever assail thee again, 'twould be my pleasure to sate it! |
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*: Oh me, oh
my! Just look at you! What a handsome fellow you are! I wish to give you the
priceless gift of puff-puff! Will you permit me?<yesno> |
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*: Ahh, you are a serious, sober soul, I see. So be it. But
if you should ever change your mind, I will be waiting. Hee
hee! |
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*: Ohh, I am so happy to hear you say this! Come then,
follow me! Hee hee! |
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*: Goodness me,
but I cannot see to you all at once! Whatever do you think I am? Hee hee! |
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*: Just you,
my sweet. You, and you alone! Come now, will you
follow me to my private chamber?<yesno> |
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*: You will
not? Such a shame. But never mind. Goodbye for now! |
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*: Wonderful!
Then follow me! Hee hee! |
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<pc> nervously leaves his friends behind. |
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Erik |
Heh! I think
she likes you, <pc>! Tell me all about it later, won't you? |
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Veronica |
Off you go, Mr Luminary! Tsk, you lot are all the same! |
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Serena |
I don't really
see the appeal myself <pc>, but I shall try not to judge you too
harshly... |
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Sylvando |
You go do what
you gotta do, darling! Who am I to say where you
can and can't get your kicks? |
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Jade |
Don't worry
about us, <pc>. You go and let your hair down. |
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Rab |
Jings, laddie! I think she likes ye!
Aye, it's probably the twinkle in yer eye that
grabbed her—ye get that from yer dear auld grandpa! |
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Hendrik |
...My chivalric
principles forbid me from commenting on such practices. Make this quick. |
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*: Hee hee! And where do you think
you are going, my sweet? Come to me this instant! |
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*: Now, just
sit right here on the bed... That's it, my sweet... |
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*: It is
alright with you if I turn off the light, yes?<yesno> |
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*: Do not
tease me so, my sweet! Hee hee! |
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*: Here we go,
then! Hee hee! |
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*: Puff!
Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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Uhh... Heh.
Heh-heh. Heh. |
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*: Puff! Puff-puff!
Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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What...? Uhh, what are you...? Heh! |
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*: Puff!
Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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Hey, that...!
That tickles! Heh... |
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*: Not bad,
eh? I give a puff-puff an' an 'alf, I do! HUR HUR! |
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*: My sweet,
meet my father! He is the greatest practitioner of the puff-puff in all the
lands of the world! |
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*: That's me
done, then. Don't be a stranger, eh, sunshine? HUR HUR! |
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*: So, my sweet,
how are you feeling? Are you soothed and calmed? I do hope so! You will come
and visit us again soon, yes? |
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*: Don't you
go givin' my girl any funny ideas, you 'ear? She's
got enough of 'er own already! HUR HUR! |
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Erik |
So, uh...how
was it? |
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*: ......... |
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Erik |
Sounds
magical. Right, shall we get going? |
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Veronica |
Well? How was
it? |
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*: ......... |
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Veronica |
Hmph! Look, let's
just get out of here, shall we? |
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Serena |
So...how was
it, <pc>? |
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*: ......... |
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Serena |
Gosh... Well,
umm...shall we get moving? |
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Sylvando |
Okay honey,
don't leave anything out! Give me all the juicy details! |
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*: ......... |
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Sylvando |
...Uhh, okay. Maybe later, eh? Alright, let's shake a leg! |
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Jade |
So...how was
it? |
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*: ......... |
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Jade |
Ha... Dear me.
Well, come on then. Let's get moving. |
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Rab |
Well, laddie? How was it? |
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*: ......... |
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Rab |
Hyeh heh heh! That's my boy! Now, let's get moving, shall we? |
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Hendrik |
Well? Was it
a...worthwhile endeavour? |
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*: ......... |
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Hendrik |
...I see. Come, let us return to our journey. |
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*: Bonjour, 'andsome. Zis is ze puff-puff nook. Would you like to 'ave
a go?<yesno> |
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*: But pourquoi!? Come back if you change your mind! |
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*: Bon. Brace
yourself, zen. |
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*: Okay, zen. 'Ere we go! Puff-puff...
Puff-puff... |
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*: ......... |
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*:
Puffy-puff-puff... Puffy-puff... |
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!? |
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*: P-Puff!
Puff-diddly-puff! |
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*: Et voilà!
'Ow do you feel? |
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*: Zat was a spécial puff-puff
spell zat's going to make you even more popular wiz
ze ladies! |
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*: So don't be
shy! 'Ave courage! If you've got it, flaunt it! |
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*: Zat was a spécial puff-puff
spell zat's going to make you even more popular wiz
ze ladies! |
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*: So don't be
shy! 'Ave courage! If you've got it, flaunt it! |
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*: Hello
there, young man! Aren't you lovely? What do you say to a puff-puff? <yesno> |
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*: Are you
sure? That's a pity! |
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*: Yay! Come
and meet me by the harbour bell tomorrow lunchtime!
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*: Yay! Come
and meet me by the harbour bell tomorrow lunchtime!
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*: Yay! You
came! Ready for your puff-puff? <yesno> |
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*: Not quite
the right time for you yet? Well, I'll be waiting here when it is. |
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*: Okay. Keep very
still. I'm about to start. |
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*: Puff puff puff... |
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*: Puff puff puff... |
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*: And
finally, puff puff puff puff puff puff
PUFF! |
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Ah-ah-aaah-CHOO! <pc> tries to
hold back a sneeze, but fails! |
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*: Oh dear!
Are you alright? |
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*: I'm
studying make-up artistry, you see. But I'm not very good, so I tend to get
the powder all over the place. |
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*: I have a
hard time trying to get any of the girls to help me out as models. I can't
understand why. |
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*: I'm going to
become the best make-up artist there is, you know! And then I'm going to do
the stage make-up over at the circus in Gallopolis!
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*: I'm
studying make-up artistry, you see. But I'm not very good, so I tend to get
the powder all over the place. |
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*: I have a
hard time trying to get any of the girls to help me out as models. I can't
understand why. |
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*: I'm going
to become the best make-up artist there is, you know! And then I'm going to
do the stage make-up over at the circus in Gallopolis!
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*: You look
like a guy who knows what he wants. So how about it? A private puff-puff
session, just for you...<yesno> |
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*: Not
interested? Pff! Boring! |
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*: Alriiight! Here we go... Puff... Puff... Puff-puff! |
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*: Puff-puff, puff-puff,
puff puff puff puff puff! |
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*: A puff on
your face! All over the place! Puff-puff! Puff-puff! |
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*: Aaand there you have it! All done, my little puffikins! ♥ |
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<pc>'s private puff-puff session is finished! |
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*: Well? What did
you think of my make-up skills? |
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*: That pretty
little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Well? What
did you think of my make-up skills? |
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*: That pretty
little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: You look
like a guy who knows what he wants. So how about it? A private puff-puff
session, just for you...<yesno> |
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*: Not
interested? Pff! Boring! |
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*: Alriiight! Here we go... Puff... Puff... Puff-puff! |
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*: Puff-puff,
puff-puff, puff puff puff
puff puff! |
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*: A puff on
your face! All over the place! Puff-puff! Puff-puff! |
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*: Aaand there you have it! All done, my little puffikins! ♥ |
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<pc>'s private puff-puff session is finished! |
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His charm
increases by 5! |
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*: Well? What
did you think of my make-up skills? |
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*: That pretty
little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Well? What
did you think of my make-up skills? |
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*: That pretty
little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Oh, hello
there! You've got the look of a very important person about you. That means
you're entitled to a puff-puff. Would you like one?<yesno> |
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*: You don't?
That's a shame. Well, you know where I am if you change your mind. |
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*: Lovely.
Close your eyes then... |
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*: Ready? Here
we go... |
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*: Wasn't that
a funny sound!? I made it with a trumpet, you know! |
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*: Let's hope
it brings you plenty of good luck! See you again soon! |
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*: Wasn't that
a funny sound!? I made it with a trumpet, you know! |
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*: Let's hope
it brings you plenty of good luck! See you again soon! |
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*: Hello
there, handsome! Fancy a quick puff-puff? <yesno> |
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*: What a shame...
Well, whenever you want to go to heaven and back, you know where to find me.
Don't be a stranger, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Tee hee! Right this way, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Are you
ready? <yesno> |
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*: Need a little
time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back whenever you're
ready—I'll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Alright
then. Close your eyes and we'll get started. |
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*: How was it?
Felt like heaven, right? That's why I call it the Puff-Puff of Paradise! Come
back whenever you want to give it another go. I'll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Hello
again, handsome! ♥ Fancy another
Puff-Puff of Paradise? <yesno> |
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*: Need a little
time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back whenever you're
ready—I'll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Alright
then. Close your eyes and we'll get started. |
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*: How was it?
Felt like heaven, right? That's why I call it the Puff-Puff of Paradise! Come
back whenever you want to give it another go. I'll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Back again?
You must really love my Puff-Puff of Paradise! ♥ Fancy another go?<yesno> |
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*: Need a little
time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back whenever you're
ready—I'll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Ooh, I'm so
excited! ♥ I think
giving you another Puff-Puff of Paradise might make me go all funny...but
that's alright with you, isn't it, darling?<yesno> |
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*: Oh,
well...if you're sure. Whenever you want to go to heaven and back, you know
where to find me. Don't be a stranger, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Tee hee hee! ♥ Alright then! Close your eyes and we'll
get started! |
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*: How was it?
Felt like heaven, right? That's why I call it the Puff-Puff of Paradise! Come
back whenever you want to give it another go. I'll be waiting! ♥ |