Dragon Quest XI S Script: Character Side Stories NPC Text

1. Sylvando
2. Jade
3. Rab
4. Erik
5. Hendrik

1. Sylvando

Dave

Poor Gondolia... 'Ard to believe this used to be the busiest, most bustlin' tradin' port in the 'ole wide world, ain't it?

 

Dave

I mean, it ain't a surprise or nuffink, but when a lively place like this falls on 'ard times... Well, it's just sad, that's all.

 

Dave

Still, no use in mopin', I s'pose. Come on, Sylv. Let's 'ave a mooch around an' see wot the locals've got to say for 'emselves, shall we?

Dave

'Ang about—we ain't even finished talkin' to the locals yet!

 

Dave

Come on, let's go an' 'ave a chinwag or two. The rest o' the world can wait a bit!

 

*: Ah! You are a turista, sì? Ahimè... You come at the very bad time... Since Yggdrasil fall, everything is chaos!

 

 

*: Is impossibile for the merchant like me to operate. No ships arrive. The people, they become desperate.

 

 

*: Some, they even turn to the life of crime. Santo cielo... Before long, this town is finished! Finito!

Hercules

Per favore, you must be careful! The Beastly Boys, they see you are a traveller and they attack you immediately! Subito!

 

Hercules

Already they steal the knapsack of a man who just arrive in town. I see him walk to the piazza after it happen. He look so, so sad...

 

*: First the ships stop to arrive, then we are besieged by the bandits. Is an orribile life. Still, I must go on. Allora...

 

*: P-Per favore, you must believe me! This is all that I have! Onestamente! P-Please, leave me alone!

 

 

*: Hey! Mind your own business, will you? We're having a private conversation here. Clear off!

 

 

 

*: Are you still here!? You're starting to get on my nerves. Best make yourself scarce before I lose my temper!

 

 

 

*: What's the matter with you? Can't you see the owner's...indisposed right now? Go and do your shopping somewhere else!

 

 

 

*: Oi! Who told you you could watch!? Go on, get out of here!

 

 

 

*: The Beastly Boys, they try to steal from the shop of my brother.

 

 

*: I come here to help him, but now I am frightened, and I cannot move. Perdonami, dear brother! Forgive me! I am so much a coward!

 

*: A short time ago, I see a sad man walk along this road. He go toward the sea.

 

 

*: I no know what is his problem, but I have many problems of my own! Is too much for me to worry about strangers also...

 

*: This town's been full of fear and anxiety ever since Yggdrasil fell, and now it seems it has some home-grown hooligans to deal with on top of everything else.

 

 

*: I suppose it's to be expected, really. It's easy to stop being nice to others when you're stuck in a daily battle for survival.

 

*: Is many scary things out in the world, no? Orribile monsters in the sea, Beastly Boys here in the town. But still, life, it go on. Allora...

Benigno

 

Ah! I know you! You are the friend of the ragazzo with the good hairs, sì? The one who save Placido? Santo cielo... The sea is so dangerous, but you come here anyway! You are an hero!

 

Benigno

And Gondolia needs an hero in this moment. The ships stop to come. The sailors, they have no work.

 

Benigno

Now they only drink from the morning to the night. Even my papa...

 

Benigno

I hate it! L'odio! I want the old Gondolia back!

 

Benigno

You visit Placido while you are here, sì?

 

Benigno

His madre, she is so strict. Molto rigoroso! After Yggdrasil fall, she no let him leave the house!

 

Benigno

I understand she worry after what happen, but povero piccolo Placido! He must be so bored! Go and talk with him, per favore!

 

Benigno

 

Per favore, Papa! Wake up! We go to look for the work in another town, sì?

Benigno

 

Ah! I know you! You are the friend of the ragazzo with the good hairs, sì? The one who save Placido? Santo cielo... The sea is so dangerous, but you come here anyway! You are an hero!

 

Benigno

And Gondolia needs an hero in this moment. The ships stop to come. The sailors, they have no work.

 

Benigno

Now they only drink from the morning to the night. Even my papa...

 

Benigno

I hate it! L'odio! I want the old Gondolia back!

 

Benigno

You visit Placido while you are here, sì?

 

Benigno

His madre, she is so strict. Molto rigoroso! After Yggdrasil fall, she no let him leave the house!

 

Benigno

I understand she worry after what happen, but povero piccolo Placido! He must be so bored! Go and talk with him, per favore!

 

Benigno

You visit Placido while you are here, sì?

 

Benigno

His madre, she is so strict. Molto rigoroso! After Yggdrasil fall, she no let him leave the house!

 

Benigno

I understand she worry after what happen, but povero piccolo Placido! He must be so bored! Go and talk with him, per favore!

 

 

*: Zzz... Hic! Hnnngh... Never... Hic! Never I drink again! Zzz...

 

*: The world change completely when Yggdrasil fall. No more trade, no more work, no more food...

 

 

*: Many people, they start to drink... Me also... I am ashamed... My poor wife... My poor son... La mia povera famiglia...

Signor Sartori

Is no trade after Yggdrasil fall. No trade mean no food, so we make the plan to give this food to the people of Gondolia!

 

Signor Sartori

But we must be careful. The orribile Beastly Boys, they probably try to steal it. We must be molto vigile!

 

*: Scusa. The dock is closed. The sea is too dangerous. We no allow any ships to leave.

 

 

 

*: Santo cielo! Is you! Is really you! The Great Sylvando! Is such an honour! Madre mia, today is the greatest day in my life!

 

*: Is true, many bad things happen recently. But sometimes a good thing happen, and you remember that life is worth to live! Aha ha!

 

*: I really drew the short straw getting left behind here to keep an eye on the place. You'd need a whole garrison to keep Gondolia in order these days!

 

 

*: Why, only just now I heard that some poor traveller's knapsack got pinched. The victim went off towards the square, apparently, but I haven't had a chance to go and talk to him yet...

 

*: This star, they call it the Lantern of Erdwin. Is bright, sì?

 

 

*: And is big, also. Is maybe even bigger now, since Yggdrasil fall...

 

 

*: My husband cannot work, and my Benigno, he is still only a little ragazzo. Sì, I must do everything around here. Allora...

 

*: Hello there! I'm a wandering wizard—though to be honest, I've been finding it rather hard to wander too far from the delicious cakes of Gondolia...

 

 

*: But now I can't get so much as a single biscuit! There's not enough food left for such frivolities, apparently.

 

*: The church will always be an haven, even in dark times such as these. If you wish to pray, prego...

 

*: This soldier, he is supposed to be here to protect us, sì? But after Yggdrasil fall, he do nothing but drink from the morning to the night!

 

 

*: I understand he is sad—everyone is sad. But now is the time that Gondolia need men like him more than ever!

 

*: My shipmates, they go out to sea and they no come back...

 

 

*: But I no worry! They are the greatest sailors in all of Gondolia! Before long they return as heroes, I know it!

 

*: After the World Tree fall, the sea become infested with huge monsters that no one ever see before. Is why no cargo ships come here no more.

 

 

*: But wait—somehow you come here by the ship, no? Then you are very lucky. Molto fortunato! Maybe is someone special who protect you...

 

*: The Beastly Boys, they target my shop next, I think. Allora, let us do business before they arrive...

 

*: Scusa, these cakes, they are no for sale. I make them all for one man. Is a special order.

 

 

*: Is strange, no? Molto curioso... Who would wish to eat so much cake when the world is in the time of crisis?

 

 

*: To be honest, I worry about him. He look a lot like the knight from Heliodor who come here before, but much less healthy. Sì, he is white like the ghost...

 

*: My husband and our bambini, they are out on the boat when Yggdrasil fall. I no see them since...

 

 

*: I only wish I decide to go with them on that day. Is better than to be here all alone... (sniff)

Doge Rotondo

 

Santo cielo! Is you! You and your friends help my little Placido, sì?

 

Doge Rotondo

Ahh, but how things change here since that happy time... After Yggdrasil fall, is worse and worse every day...

 

Doge Rotondo

We lose many things, but you know the most important thing we lose? La più importante? Is hope. If only we have hope, then we can go on to live.

 

Doge Rotondo

But is no easy, finding hope in a world such as this. Infatti, is almost impossibile. And everyone here, they know this...

Doge Rotondo

We lose many things, but you know the most important thing we lose? La più importante? Is hope. If only we have hope, then we can go on to live.

 

Doge Rotondo

But is no easy, finding hope in a world such as this. Infatti, is almost impossibile. And everyone here, they know this...

Placido

 

Signore! Is you! I cannot believe you come back to here! Grazie mille!

 

Placido

But signore, where is your friend? The one with the shiny hairs? He is no with you? You are alone?<yesno>

Placido

Per favore, signore. Is okay. You no need to lie to me. I understand the way of the world.

Placido

Never mind, signore! I am just happy to see you here! And you look so happy and healthy too! Bravo!

 

Placido

Allora, I am sure you notice, but things here change very much. Now I cannot even play outside. Mama say is too dangerous.

 

Placido

I wonder if ever I go to play with Benigno again... Peccato, these happy days seem so long ago...

Placido

Signore, you do me a favor, please? Un favore, per favore!

 

Placido

Is Benigno. He worry so much about his papa. Is nice for him to have someone to talk to, I think.

 

Placido

So if you see him, just say ‘ciao’. It make him feel better, certamente!

Placido

Zzz... Andiamo, Benigno! Let's...gooo...! Zzz...

 

*: My Placido is a good boy—un bravo ragazzo, sì? But as you know, often he find himself in the dangerous situazione.

 

 

*: Allora, I cannot allow something like this to happen again. Is too much worry for everyone in these times.

 

 

*: So I forbid him to leave the house. He complain a lot, and maybe is too much...but he is my only son, and I must protect him.

Luciano

You see him, no? That man who stare at the sea? He look so sad... Allora, I try to sing an happy song for him...

 

Luciano

Fa la laaa! Gondoliaaa!

People come from near, people come from faaar!

People come to become the famous staaar!

Dave

'Ang about, Sylv! We promised that Tetsu bloke we'd get 'is bag back off them 'ooligans wot pinched it!

 

Dave

Let's get that done before we go swannin' off anywhere else, eh?

 

*: Hey! Mind your own business, will you? We're having a private conversation here. Clear off!

Sylvando

Well, well! Quite the charmer, aren't we, darling? I can see why you called yourselves the Beastly Boys! Now, enough with the tough guy act—hand over Tetsu's knapsack before I have to get nasty!

 

 

*: Ha! Hilarious. But you picked the wrong guys to clown around with—and if you think we're giving anything back to anyone, then you really are as stupid as you look!

 

 

*: If you want it, you're going to have to take it. That's the way of the world these days. Show us what you've got, funny man!

Hercules

Huh? You look for the stall of the elder of the two merchant brothers? Allora, is on the west side, just over there. But is very foolish to visit now, signore. Molto stupido...

 

Hercules

Is the Beastly Boys. I hear they go there to cause trouble. Per amor del cielo, signore, you must not interfere!

 

*: Eh? You look for the Beastly Boys? Bene. You find them at the stall of the elder of the two brothers—the ones who always fight to give the best prices.

 

 

*: I hear he have the new item in stock, and the Beastly Boys, they try to steal it from him. Uffa! I hate them! Ragazzi orribili!

 

*: The Beastly Boys, you say? Oh, I just saw them, over on the south side of town. Near those stalls at the entrance.

 

 

*: They were screaming blue murder at some poor shopkeeper in a mask. I really don't know why people can't just get along...

 

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*: ...What's that? You're looking for the Beastly Boys? Well, last I heard they were headed to the stalls to shake down a shopkeeper or two.

 

 

*: Why do you want to know, anyway? You're not spoiling for a fight, are you? Listen, those lads can get nasty. You're better off leaving them to the professionals.

 

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Luciano

The man who stare at the sea, he look happy now, no? Allora, is the power of my song! Aha ha ha! One more time...

 

Luciano

Fa la laaa! Gondoliaaa!

People come from near, people come from faaar!

People come to become the famous staaar!

Tetsu

There are a pair of merchants—brothers—who run establishments in the southern part of town. I've heard that the Beastly Boys have been hanging around causing trouble at the older one's stall.

 

Tetsu

But listen, I really don't think you should confront them. They're vicious, ruthless types. You seem to be in good shape, but I mean... You're just an entertainer...

 

Tetsu

And I really wouldn't be able to live with myself if you got hurt over a silly knapsack. Seriously, it's fine. You don't need to do this...

Dave

Cool yer boots, Sylv! What was the point o' duffin' up that gang o' thugs if we ain't even gonna give Tetsu 'is knapsack back!?

 

Dave

Come on, let's get it back to 'im. Once that's done, we can go off gallivantin' wherever we like!

 

*: Santo cielo! Is amazing! Incredibile! You stand up to the Beastly Boys...and you beat them!

 

 

*: Is time someone teach them a lesson. And they no forget that lesson in a hurry!

Hercules

I see everything, signore! You beat the Beastly Boys into the sticky pulp! Polpa appiccicosa!

 

Hercules

Grazie mille, my friend! The people of Gondolia, they sleep more easily now!

 

 

*: È vero!? Is true!? They say you fight against the Beastly Boys...and you win!

 

 

*: Santo cielo! I no believe it! Now I can sell my weapons without the fear once again! Prego, prego!

 

*: When the Beastly Boys come to my shop, I think for sure they steal the black armour. Is new in stock and very, very valuable. Molto prezioso!

 

 

*: Is the former property of a world-famous knight, you see—or at least I hope it is—I spend an huge fortune on it!

 

 

*: Imagine if the Beastly Boys steal this armour! Disastro assoluto! Grazie mille, signore. You really save the day, sì?

 

*: The Beastly Boys, they try to steal from my brother.

 

 

*: I worry so much! Of course, we are the rivals in business, but blood is thicker than water, no? Grazie mille, signore. You save his skin!

 

*: Is really true? The Beastly Boys are finito? Mamma mia! Is the best piece of news we have for ages!

 

 

*: Everyone here, we think only about ourselves. Is so lucky there are still people like you who want to help their fellow humans! You are an inspiration to us all. Un'ispirazione!

 

*: I've a feeling that the sight of you facing down those Beastly Boys will have given the local people the strength to carry on a little longer.

 

 

*: Life's far from easy at the moment, but there's no need to despair just yet. Not while there are people like you around, anyway.

 

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Signor Sartori

Is no trade after Yggdrasil fall. No trade mean no food, so we make the plan to give this food to the people of Gondolia!

 

Signor Sartori

But we must be careful. The orribile Beastly Boys, they probably try to steal it. We must be molto vigile!

 

Signor Sartori

...Che cosa!? You defeat them!? Aha ha ha! Nice joke, Signor Clown! But I am no born yesterday!

 

 

*: You've done what!? Beaten the Beastly Boys!? No way! I've had about ten pops at them myself, and I got walloped every time!

 

*: Mind you, I have been exhausted lately, what with all the extra patrols and whatnot. Can't really blame me if those little whippersnappers got the better of me.

 

 

*: That's not to take away from your achievement, of course. You've clearly got something about you. Let me know if you fancy a military career—you'd go far, I reckon!

 

*: Everyone complain about the Beastly Boys, but I know they have another side. Sometimes they come here to pray, and to apologise for the troubles they cause.

 

 

*: Those ragazzi, they too are nothing but the lost lambs, like all of us. You must pray for them too...

 

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Placido

 

Signore! Is you! I cannot believe you come back to here! Grazie mille!

 

Placido

But signore, where is your friend? The one with the shiny hairs? He is no with you? You are alone?<yesno>

Placido

Per favore, signore. Is okay. You no need to lie to me. I understand the way of the world.

Placido

Never mind, signore! I am just happy to see you here! And you look so happy and healthy too! Bravo!

 

Placido

But signore, you look like you have something to say. ...Che cosa!? Really!? You defeat the Beastly Boys!?

 

Placido

This mean that...I can go out and play again! Santo cielo, I no believe it! Is a miracle! Thank you, signore! Grazie mille!

Placido

 

Hm? You have something to say, signore? ...Che cosa!? Really!? You defeat the Beastly Boys!?

 

Placido

Then I can go out to play again, no? Santo cielo! Is a miracle! Grazie mille!

Placido

I still can no believe you defeat the Beastly Boys, signore. You are an hero! Un eroe! Grazie mille to you!

Tetsu

Y-You're back! And in one piece too! Goodness me... I don't suppose you managed to recover my knapsack as well, did you?<yesno>

Tetsu

...Oh well. I suppose it was a bit too much to ask. Thanks for trying, anyway.

 

Sylvando gives Tetsu his knapsack.

Luciano

There is nothing like a beautiful song to make this dark world a little brighter! Prego, listen to this. Is good for the soul, I promise...

 

Luciano

Fa la laaa! Gondoliaaa!

People come from near, people come from faaar!

People come to become the famous staaar!

Dave

Right, 'ow about we get out of 'ere and find some more folks in need of 'elp, eh? Reckon we could do worse than take a butcher's round that Laguna di Gondolia place for a start!

 

*: Everyone feel so much better after you take care of that orribile gang. Is like—how you say—like a little hope return to Gondolia!

 

 

 

*: ...Mamma mia! Is them! Those ragazzi with you are the Beastly Boys themselves! Wait, you... You are all friends now?

 

 

*: Sinceramente, I no believe it. Not only you take care of the punishment, also you take care of the rehabilitation! You are a saint, signore! Un santo!

 

*: Is something different about the Beastly Boys now, no? They look...kind. Friendly. Molto gentile. Allora, it show that every one of us can change!

Hercules

Is an happy surprise to learn there are still some people like you who cannot abandon a person in need.

 

Hercules

After Yggdrasil fall, we need someone to bring us a little hope—un po' di speranza, sì? Allora, signore, you are that someone. The hero of Gondolia!

 

*: Signore, you save the precious black armour from the Beastly Boys! Never I can thank you enough! Grazie milioni, miliardi, infinito!

 

 

*: This armour, they say is the former property of a world-famous knight. I hope it is—I spend an huge fortune on it!

 

 

*: I hope that when my shop reopen, customers come from all over Erdrea to outbid each other for it! You join them too, sì? Aha ha ha!

 

*: Is a tragedy. Una tragedia. All the time we know the Beastly Boys are desperate, but no one help them. They have no choice but to turn to the life of crime.

 

 

*: Grazie, signore. You show us a better way. If we help people like you help the Beastly Boys, Gondolia is happy and peaceful again very soon.

 

*: Ah! Is the Beastly Boys! You come to give back to me everything you steal from my shop, sì?

 

 

*: ...Eh? You no have anything to give back to me? Per carità... Well, maybe I can wait. I work hard and try to sell enough to stay alive in the meantime!

 

 

*: Hm? Santo cielo, I nearly forget! Sì, allora...

Benigno

 

Ah! Is you! You and your friends help Placido, sì? And now I hear you defeat the Beastly Boys also! Certamente, you are more tough than you look!

 

Benigno

Allora, because of your heroics, many merchants reopen their shop, and now my Papa, he find work at last!

 

Benigno

Is all thanks to you, signore! Grazie mille! You are the saviour of Gondolia!

 

Benigno

I hear about you! I hear you defeat the Beastly Boys! Certamente, you are more tough than you look!

 

Benigno

Allora, because of your heroics, many merchants reopen their shop, and now my Papa find work at last!

 

Benigno

Is all thanks to you, signore! Grazie mille! You are the saviour of Gondolia!

 

Benigno

You have the new friends, signore? Bravo! I am happy for you!

 

Benigno

And the things they carry... Così curioso! So colourful! I want one too, per favore!

 

 

*: After you defeat the Beastly Boys, many merchants start to trade again. Is now my job to repair the broken stalls.

 

 

*: Is such a relief. Not only for me, but for my wife and boy, also. Now I work hard to give them an happy life!

Signor Sartori

Ah! The man of the hour, sì? I hear you decide to take the Beastly Boys under your wing and teach them the right way to live. How noble! Che nobile!

 

Signor Sartori

 

And as for you, ragazzi pazzi, you no cause the trouble for Signor Sylvando, you hear? Is your last chance to behave!

 

*: Is true, signore? You decide to help with the riabilitazione of the Beastly Boys?

 

 

*: Ahhh... Is impossibile. Not only you are strong and brave and handsome, you have an heart of gold too!

 

*: I can trust you, sì? Bene, then I tell you a secret. You know the black armour in the shop of my brother? I have the same armour in my shop also.

 

 

*: How is this possibile, you ask? Well, I hear that monsters attack a certain kingdom, and all is ruined. Perhaps both suits are plundered from the wreckage, eh?

 

 

*: Is only a rumour, of course, but still I feel sad when I think about such a tragedy... Molto triste...

 

*: It still doesn't seem possible. How could some wandering minstrel get the better of the Beastly Boys when I tried ten times and failed...?

 

*: Now the Beastly Boys are no beastly any more, I feel is safe to go to fish again.

 

 

*: The sea, is still full of monsters, but perhaps is a good thing. Maybe I catch something new and tasty!

 

*: You are the entertainer who try to make the Beastly Boys behave, sì? Then I think you need a rest...

 

*: You take the Beastly Boys under your wing, sì? Bene. I no forget the bad things they do, but they are good ragazzi really.

 

 

*: I pray that they find the righteous path and stay on it forever. Allora, how can I help you today?

 

*: You make friends with the Beastly Boys, eh? Uffa... They do the bad things, but I am no one to talk...

 

 

*: Maybe is no easy to teach them to be good, but I have faith in you, signore. Buona fortuna—and come by for a drink any time!

 

*: Everything feel so much more bright in Gondolia after the Beastly Boys abandon their wicked ways.

 

 

*: Naturalmente, Placido is an happy bunny also. He miss to play outside so much!

Doge Rotondo

I hear you decide to turn the Beastly Boys into the fine young men. Is very noble decision. Molto nobile!

 

Doge Rotondo

As for Gondolia—ohibò! All our worries do not go away just yet, but at last we have a little bit of hope.

 

Doge Rotondo

Now we must work hard to make sure we no lose this hope, and do all we can to make our town an happy little town again!

Placido

Buongiorno, Signor Sylvando! And you, Signor... Eh... In the pink mask. And you also, Beastly Boys!

 

Placido

Aha ha ha! Is so nice to see people who fight against each other make friends! Un'ispirazione!

Placido

Every time I see your smile, signore, I feel hopeful about the future. Is like magic. I can no explain it!

 

*: I'm sorry, but I can't let you pass. It's become far too dangerous after Yggdrasil fell.

 

 

*: If you go in, you might never come out. I can't be having that on my conscience.

 

 

You can now choose which of Sylvando's new friends will fight alongside him in battle!

 

*: I'm sorry, but I can't let you pass. It's become far too dangerous after Yggdrasil fell.

 

 

*: If you go in, you might never come out. I can't be having that on my conscience.

 

Dave

Come on, Sylv! You know 'ow I feel about dark an' dingy places. I said I'd follow you anywhere, an' I will...just not there, alright?

Dave

'Ere, Sylv, I've been finkin'. You remember that fella we met over near Gallopolis—the one from the circus?

 

Dave

Well, for some reason, I can't stop finkin' about 'im. 'E looked like 'e was 'aving a proper 'ard time of it.

 

Dave

Why don't we go an' see 'ow 'e's doin' before we 'ead to 'Otto? It'd put me mind at ease—'is an' all, I reckon.

 

Head for Gallopolis right away?<yesno>

Dave

Right you are, then! Gallopolis, 'ere we come!

Dave

Looks like we've 'elped everyone 'oo needed 'elpin' 'round 'ere, Sylv!

 

Dave

Why don't we swing over 'Otto way an' see 'ow Tetsu an' 'is old mum are gettin' on?

 

Dave

Unless you've got any more 'eroics planned? If you do, I'm wiv you all the way!

Dave

That's an 'ole load o' smiles we've put back on people's faces now! Reckon we've done all we can 'round these parts, Sylv!

 

Dave

Why don't we 'ead over to 'Otto an' see 'ow Tetsu's gettin' along? We did promise we'd visit!

 

The door won't budge an inch.

Sylvando

What the—!? Ewww! Is that...bird poo!? Look at how much of it there is! We did hear about huge birds around here though, right?

 

Sylvando manages to acrobatically avoid being covered in droppings...but spills all the milk from the cow in the Laguna di Gondolia in the process!

Dave

Well, what d'you say, Sylv? If yer all done wiv 'elpin' people for now, shall we 'ead into 'Otto?<yesno 2>

Dave

Fair enuff! S'pose there might still be some people out there wot need smiles puttin' back on their faces. Come on, then!

Dave

Righto! 'Otto, 'ere we come! Let's 'ope Tetsu's 'ome, eh...

Dave

'Ere we are, then! 'Otto at last! Ready to 'ead in, Sylv?<yesno 2>

Dave

Cor, you really don't wanna leave anyone be'ind 'oo might not've 'ad the smile put back on their face, eh? Fair enuff!

 

Dave

I'm wiv you all the way!

 

 

*: Oh, you poor thing... It breaks my heart to see you like this! If I could—

 

 

 

*: Oh! Hello there! ...Hm? Oh, no! This isn't a monster, I promise you! Well, it didn't start out as one, at least...

 

 

 

*: It's actually a common or garden plant—and a very beautiful one too! It's from the Laguna di Gondolia originally, and it's simply breathtaking when it's in bloom!

 

 

 

*: Sadly, when the world went to pot and the darkness fell, plants underwent all kinds of metamorphoses and mutations, and even started wandering around causing mischief like this one.

 

 

 

*: It breaks my heart, it really does. That's why I decided to try and do something about it. I'm a botanist, you see, and I've invented a special fertiliser that should restore this little fellow to his former glory!

 

 

*: I've got almost all the ingredients I need, but there's one thing I'm still missing: horse poo—the smellier the better!

 

 

*: I'd go and fetch some myself, but I can't just abandon my little friend here. I'm worried he'll panic and start attacking passers-by...

 

 

 

*: Say, you look like a helpful sort! I don't suppose you'd go and get some horse poo for me, would you?<yesno>

 

 

*: Oh, don't say that! Please, you have to help us! Would you be so good as to fetch some horse poo? Just one little dollop will do!<yesno>

Sylvando

Sure thing, honey! One steaming mound of horse manure, coming right up! We'll have your friend looking fabulous again before you know it!

 

 

*: Oh, thank you ever so much! Now, I don't know much about horses—plants are my thing, not animals—but I've heard there are lots of them in Gallopolis. Maybe that'd be a good place to start looking?

 

 

 

*: Grrryyyaaarrrghhh...

YaaarrrggghhhNNNGGGHHH!

 

It appears to be rather agitated. In fact, it looks like it might go on the rampage at any moment...

 

*: (slurp) Oh! A gooman! Please, you've got to stay away from me!

 

 

*: I'm not a bad slime, I'm really not, but recently I've been hearing voices telling me to do things. Things I'm not slurposed to do...

 

 

*: I don't think I'm the only one ooze been affected like this, either. That plant over there just turned up a while agoo and started snapping and snarling at everyone!

 

 

*: Ah! I'd know that sweet, sweet aroma anywhere! You've done as I asked and brought me some horse poo, haven't you?<yesno>

 

*: Please, this is no time for silly jokes! I need that poo to make fertiliser for my friend here. Now, are you going to give it to me or not?<yesno>

 

Sylvando gives the botanist the dollop of horse poo he so desperately desires!

 

The botanist uses the horse poo to mix up a batch of fertiliser. He then applies it liberally to the soil around the base of the plant.

 

 

The plant seems to calm down a little...before pulling up its roots and wandering off!

 

 

*: Look at that! It worked! Thank you ever so much for your help! My little friend'll have toddled off back to the Laguna di Gondolia, I'd imagine. Here's hoping he has a nice, quiet life from now on!

Sylvando

Hear, hear! It's so good to know it's not just humans we're capable of helping! All living things need a hand from time to time!

 

 

*: That's right! Especially with the way the world is now. There must be so many plants out there suffering just like that poor little fellow was... I wish I could help them all, I really do...

 

 

 

*: Wait! I have an idea! Why don't I travel around with you and your friends? That's surely the best way to help as many plants as possible. What do you say? Will you let me come with you?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, don't say that! Please, you have to let me travel around with you! I won't be any trouble, I promise! Well? Will you change your mind?<yesno>

Sylvando

Of course, honey! The more the merrier! If there are plants out there that are suffering, it's up to us to step in and save them!

 

*: Oh, that's just wonderful! Thank you ever so much! I'll warn you now, I'm not much good at fighting. I do know a thing or two about the natural world, though, and that's always useful!

 

A new member joins Sylvando's merry band!

 

 

*: I've invented a special fertiliser that should cure what's ailing this poor little fellow. I just need a bit of horse poo to finish it off!

 

 

*: Now, I don't know much about horses—plants are my thing, not animals—but I've heard there are lots of horses in Gallopolis, so maybe that'd be a good place to start looking?

 

 

*: I'd come with you, but I'm worried my little friend here'll go on the rampage if I abandon it...

 

*: (slurp) Oh! A gooman! Please, you've got to stay away from me!

 

 

*: I'm not a bad slime, I'm really not, but recently I've been hearing voices telling me to do things. Things I'm not slurposed to do...

 

 

*: I don't think I'm the only one ooze been affected, either. There was a plant over there a while agoo that was snapping and snarling at everyone! It's gone now, though.

 

 

*: But it was really nice and friendly to me when it left. Maybe it was just going through a rough patch. Ooze to say...

 

*: Greetings, fellow travellers... (yawn) I am a peripatetic priest. When Yggdrasil fell, I resolved to roam Erdrea, bringing comfort and solace to those who might need it most.

 

 

*: Alas, there is only so much that one man may do... (yawn) For every person I help, there are ten that I fail. Their pained voices haunt me constantly... They keep me awake at night...

 

 

*: In fact, I can barely remember the last time that I slept. I am so...(yawn)...tired... I fear... I fear I may be unable to continue my mission...

 

 

*: When I was a...(yawn)...boy, my mother would give me a cup of hot milk whenever I couldn't sleep. It always seemed to do the trick. I'm sure it would work now too, but sadly things aren't quite that simple...

 

 

*: You see, the milk my mother gave me was...(yawn)...no ordinary milk. Oh no. She said it had to come from a talking cow.

 

 

*: Now, as luck would have it, there is a talking cow grazing near here. Sadly, recent events appear to have put her in a melancholy mood, and she can no longer...(yawn)...produce any milk...

 

 

 

*: Wait! I have an...(yawn)...idea. You're an entertainer, aren't you? Do you think there might be anything you could do to cheer her up?<yesno>

 

*: Oh. Very well. I'll just have to soldier on without...(yawn)...sleep for a little while longer, then...

Sylvando

Leave it to us, darling! We'll have a smile on that cow's face in no time flat—she'll be making milk like nobody's business before you know it!

 

*: Oh, thank you! Thank you ever so much! She should be grazing just to the west of here. Good luck!

 

*: When I was a...(yawn)...boy, my mother would give me a cup of hot milk whenever I couldn't sleep. It always seemed to do the trick. I'm sure it would work now too, but sadly things aren't quite that simple...

 

 

*: You see, the milk my mother gave me was...(yawn)...no ordinary milk. Oh no. She said it had to come from a talking cow.

 

 

*: Now, as luck would have it, there is a talking cow grazing near here. Sadly, recent events appear to have put her in a melancholy mood, and she can no longer...(yawn)...produce any milk...

 

 

*: I've tried my best, but nothing I do seems to cheer her up. A professional...(yawn)...entertainer might fare better, though... Would you be willing to give it a try?<yesno>

 

*: Oh. Very well. I'll just have to soldier on without...(yawn)...sleep for a little while longer, then...

Sylvando

Leave it to us, darling! We'll have a smile on that cow's face in no time flat—she'll be making milk like nobody's business before you know it!

 

*: Oh, thank you! Thank you ever so much! She should be grazing just to the west of here. Good luck!

 

*: Moooooo... The outlook's udderly gloomy... I can't predict the weather any moore... And I can't produce a drop of milk, either...

 

*: Moooooo... The outlook's udderly gloomy... I can't predict the weather any moore... And I can't produce a drop of milk, either...

Dave

'Ere Sylv, me ol' gran used to 'ave a dairy cow. Whenever the old moo got down in the dumps, we'd just do a couple o' song an' dance numbers, an' she'd be 'appy as Larry in no time.

 

Dave

I reckon the same trick'd work on this one 'ere an' all. It's gotta be worth a try, eh?

 

Attempt to cheer the cow up?<yesno>

Sylvando

Did someone say song and dance? I think that can be arranged! This bovine beauty's in for the show of a lifetime!

Sylvando

Come on, boys! Let's give it everything we've got!

 

*: Woohoo!

 

Sylvando and co. give it their all, and put on the performance of a lifetime to perk up the poor, sad cow!

 

*: M-Mooo...? I... I feel better! The gloom is lifting! ...In fact, I feel udderly fabulous!

 

 

*: Thank you, my friends! That was... (sniff) Very mooving. I feel much better now! Here, please take this by way of thanks. Moooooo!

 

 

Sylvando receives a pail of fresh milk!

Dave

Nice one! Now we got some o' that special milk the priest 'oo couldn't sleep wanted! Let's go an' give 'im a glug or two, shall we?

 

*: My mother always gave me milk from a talking cow—she said no other kind would help me sleep. Luckily...(yawn)...I found such a creature just to the west of here.

 

 

*: Unfortunately, recent events have made her ever so...(yawn)...melancholy, and she's not producing any milk at the moment.

 

 

*: I tried to cheer her up myself, but I didn't have any luck. A professional...(yawn)...entertainer like you should fare better, though...

 

*: I'd be ever so grateful if you could find a way of getting me some milk from the talking cow I found near here...

 

Give the pail of fresh milk to the priest?<yesno>

 

*: If I could have a cup of the milk that my mother used to give me as a child, I'd be able to...(yawn)...sleep again, I just know it...

 

*: Oh, my word! This is it! This is the milk that my mother used to give me! I don't believe it! Thank you! Thank you so much!

 

 

*: I'm sure I'll finally be able to get some sleep once I've had a cup of this, but is that really alright? I mean, there are so many people who still need help...

Sylvando

Darling, please. Don't be so hard on yourself!

 

Sylvando

If you want to help other people, first you've got to look out for number one. You can't do anything for anybody if you're half-asleep.

 

*: Yes... Yes, you're right.

 

 

*: Feeling guilty about everything I've failed to do won't get me anywhere—and it won't help anyone else, either.

 

 

*: I suppose I've always known that deep down... But now I see it clearly, and it's all because of you. Thank you. I mean it.

Sylvando

Oh honey, don't mention it! Now come on, get some milk down you so you can sleep. We'll keep an eye out for monsters, don't worry!

 

Sylvando and co. watch over their new friend as he falls into a deep and peaceful sleep.

 

 

Then morning comes...

 

*: Moooooo! The clouds have cleared! I'm in a much better moood now, and it's all thanks to you!

 

*: I haven't slept that well in years! Goodness me, I feel so much better! And what's more, I've come to a decision.

 

 

*: I've realised that I'll be able to help a lot more people if I join forces with you. After all, there's only so much one man can do by himself.

 

 

*: So what do you say? Will you allow me to come with you?<yesno>

 

*: Please, you have to reconsider! Just think of all the happiness we'll be able to spread! Please! You'll let me join you, won't you?<yesno>

Sylvando

Of course, darling! Helping people's what we're all about!

 

*: Oh, thank you! Thank you ever so much! This is going to be wonderful, I just know it!

 

A new member joins Sylvando's merry band!

 

 

*: ¡Por favor! Please! You must help!

Dave

Alright, alright, take it easy! Wot's got into you, eh?

 

*: Look! Over there! ¡Por ahí!

 

*: I am a caballero from Puerto Valor. I heard that very many people were suffering after the fall of Yggdrasil, so I felt it was my duty to try and help them.

 

 

*: Ay, but being a hero is much harder than I realised! When I saw these monsters, I froze with fear, and now I can do nothing!

 

 

*: It is shameful to ask, but I have no choice... Por favor, señor—will you help these people in my place?<yesno>

 

*: Ay... But señor, you must... I am frozen with fear... You must help them! You will, won't you? Please?<yesno>

Sylvando

...It's your lucky day, darling! When it comes to biffing bullying beasties, there's no one like the Great Sylvando!

 

*: ¡Muchas gracias! You are a very courageous hombre! I...am not, so I will have to stay here until you are done. Ahem...

 

*: Greetings, good sir. You may be wondering what a bard is doing in a place such as this. Well, the truth is that I set out on a journey to inspire the world through the medium of rhythm and rhyme.

 

 

*: Alas, I am learning that music is a far more subjective matter than I had thought. Not so long ago, I was forced to perform for a group of dancing monsters who had no appreciation for my work whatsoever.

 

 

*: ...Hm? Where was this? Oh, it was south of Gallopolis—not a place I shall be visiting again. Do be careful, should you have cause to venture there!

 

 

*: Step, one-two-th— Hey! What are you doing!? You're ruining our rhythm!

 

 

*: We get very angry if we get out of step! And you don't want to make us angry...do you?<yesno>

 

*: Good! Now shuffle off and let us get back in the groove!

 

Sylvando

That's enough of your artless prancing! We'll teach you to pick on poor, innocent people!

 

*: Oh, so it's like that, is it? Can't bear to see someone with groovier moves than you? Well, come here and let us give you a little dancing lesson!

 

*: We've got soul, we've got— Hey! What are you doing!? You're ruining our rhythm!

 

 

*: We get very angry if we get out of step. And you don't want to make us angry...do you?<yesno>

 

*: Good! Now shuffle off and let us get back in the groove!

 

Sylvando

That's enough of your artless prancing! We'll teach you to pick on poor, innocent people!

 

*: Oh, so it's like that, is it? Can't bear to see someone with groovier moves than you? Well, come here and let us give you a little dancing lesson!

 

*: Come on! Shake your— Hey! What are you doing!? You're ruining our rhythm!

 

 

*: We get very angry if we get out of step. And you don't want to make us angry...do you?<yesno>

 

*: Good! Now shuffle off and let us get back in the groove!

 

Sylvando

That's enough of your artless prancing! We'll teach you to pick on poor, innocent people!

 

*: Oh, so it's like that, is it? Can't bear to see someone with groovier moves than you? Well, come here and let us give you a little dancing lesson!

 

*: Let's dance the night aw— Hey! What are you doing!? You're ruining our rhythm!

 

 

*: We get very angry if we get out of step. And you don't want to make us angry...do you?<yesno>

 

*: Good! Now shuffle off and let us get back in the groove!

 

Sylvando

That's enough of your artless prancing! We'll teach you to pick on poor, innocent people!

 

*: Oh, so it's like that, is it? Can't bear to see someone with groovier moves than you? Well, come here and let us give you a little dancing lesson!

 

*: It is shameful to ask, but I have no choice. Por favor, señor—you must help those people.

 

*: Please help us! These dancing monsters are just horrible!

 

*: These horrible monsters accosted us and subjected us to their awful dancing, and now they won't let us go! Please, you have to help us!

 

*: I really thought we were done for when we ran into those monsters. Thanks ever so much for stepping in when you did!

 

*: Thank you very much for helping us, mister! We're going home now. Bye-bye!

 

The mother and daughter set off on their journey home.

 

*: Muchas gracias, señor. I really thought I would be able to help them, but...in the moment, all my confidence disappeared.

Sylvando

Well, at least you tried to do the right thing, honey. ‘Serving the weak untiringly’ and all that, eh?

 

*: ¿Qué? You know the Pledge? But how!?

Sylvando

Oh, it's just something I heard, long, long ago. It stuck with me, though...

 

Sylvando

And whatever happens, you mustn't forget it either. Serve the weak untiringly! Never retreat in the face of adversity! And all that other stuff!

 

*: S-Sí... I understand...

Sylvando

And don't be so hard on yourself! Sure, maybe you didn't get to be the hero this time, but at least you tried! You'll make a fine knight one day, I'm sure!

 

*: G-Gracias, señor. You are a truly wonderful person. In fact, you remind me of my master. The one who inspired me to become a caballero in the first place. You have the same strength. The same spirit...

 

 

*: ¡Por favor, señor! You must become my new master! I could learn so much from you! Please, will you allow me to accompany you on your adventures?<yesno>

 

*: I understand that I am forcing myself upon you, but I promise that you will not regret this! Por favor, señor, you must allow me to join you!<yesno>

Sylvando

Oh, who am I to stand in the way of a young caballero who wants to fulfil his destiny? You're more than welcome to join us, darling!

 

*: ¡Gracias, señor! I will honour the Pledge and make you proud, I promise!

 

A new member joins Sylvando's merry band!

 

 

*: Oh wow! It's you, isn't it? You're the Great Sylvando!

Sylvando

I sure am, honey! And who might you be, hm?

 

 

*: Oh, I'm nobody—not yet, anyway. I just joined the circus in Gallopolis, you see. Oooh, the others aren't going to believe this! It's such an honour to meet you!

 

 

*: You're the reason I chose the life of the entertainer, you know! One look at you in action, and I knew what I wanted to be! I ran away and joined up as soon as I could!

Sylvando

Oh, stop it! You're making me blush! But wait...if you're in the circus in Gallopolis, what are you doing all the way out here?

 

 

*: Well, to cut a long story short, we're closing down. Nobody wants to see people clowning around when the world's the way it is. But we're doing one last performance first—got to go out with a bang, right?

 

 

*: Trouble is, we don't have enough people to pull off what the ringmaster's got planned.

 

 

*: So that's why I'm out here—I'm on the hunt for people who want a taste of showbiz before it's too late!

 

 

 

*: Sadly, there don't seem to be many of those around. So, I suppose you know what's coming...

 

 

*: Will you join us for one last big show?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, don't say that! Please, your circus needs you! You want it to go out in style, don't you?

 

 

*: Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! With the Great Sylvando at the top of the bill, it's going to be a night to remember for sure!

 

 

 

*: Ach, but even with you on board, we're still a couple of performers short...

 

 

*: I don't suppose you could help us look for two more people who'd be willing to join in?

 

 

*: Don't bother with the desert—coming out here was a stupid idea. I should have stuck with downtown Gallopolis. There's always plenty of talent there.

 

 

*: And with your reputation—not to mention your powers of persuasion—they'll be queueing round the block to sign up!

 

 

 

*: Right, I'd better head back to the big top and start getting ready.

 

 

*: Stop by and see me if you need anything or if you want some advice on who to recruit. Good luck, and thanks again for all your help!

 

*: By the sands! Visitors to our kingdom have been rare indeed since the fall of Yggdrasil. You are clearly made of sterner stuff than most!

 

 

*: The city of Gallopolis lies just ahead, eager to welcome weary travellers. Alas, you must traverse the desert before its pleasures can be enjoyed...

 

 

*: If it is the city of Gallopolis you seek, you must proceed eastward through the desert.

 

 

*: The city can be seen from miles around. You need not worry about missing it. You would do better to worry about the monsters you might encounter on the way...

 

‘WARNING! Monsters roam the desert ahead. Remain vigilant at all times!’

 

*: Halt! The Celestial Sands lie beyond this checkpoint, but they are off limits to civilians. Our exalted Sultan's scholars are currently conducting in-depth researches among the dunes.

 

 

*: The Celestial Sands lie beyond this point, but they are off limits to civilians. Our exalted Sultan's scholars are currently conducting in-depth researches among the dunes.

 

 

*: The finest minds in the land have gathered in the Celestial Sands on the Sultan's orders. I cannot but wonder what they seek to achieve there...

 

*: Gallopolis has been in chaos ever since the World Tree fell.

 

 

*: Furthermore, I have heard that the Sultan spends most of his time in the throne room in consultation with his scholars. What in the world can they be discussing?

 

 

*: Hmm... Interesting... But also...impossible! If the star is... No... But... (mutter mumble)

 

*: Halt! Visitors are not currently permitted to enter the palace, by order of His Excellency the Sultan!

 

 

*: There can be no exceptions, even for friends of Prince Faris. You must leave now, please.

 

 

*: Wait, please! There are no races taking place at the moment—the paddock and racetrack are currently off limits.

 

 

 

*: How can I make her smile again? My drumming seems to make no difference...

 

This young man appears to have some talent. Invite him to take part in the circus performance? <yesno>

 

Sylvando invites the drummer to join the circus.

 

 

*: ...What? The circus? Me!? Well...it has always been an ambition of mine to perform alongside the Great Sylvando...but I'm afraid I can't help you right now.

 

 

 

*: It's my best friend, you see. She hasn't cracked so much as a single smile since Yggdrasil fell. I'm sure the right drumbeat would cheer her up, but I can't seem to find it, so I need to practise.

Sylvando

Drumming your fingers to the bone to put a smile on a friend's face? Honey, you're my kind of guy!

 

Sylvando

Say, how about I give you some help. And we'll make a deal while we're at it—if we can get your friend grinning again, you have to come and join the circus, okay?

 

 

*: Really!? You'll help me!? That's amazing! If you can put a smile back on my friend's face, I'll be happy to join you!

 

 

 

*: It won't be hard to find my friend—she really stands out from the crowd. She's got fine bone structure, great posture and these long, fluttering eyelashes...

 

 

*: She was hanging around in the north-west of the city last time I saw her. I really hope you can find a way to make her feel a bit better.

 

*: It won't be hard to find my friend—she really stands out from the crowd. She's got fine bone structure, great posture and these long, fluttering eyelashes...

 

 

*: She was hanging around in the north-west of the city last time I saw her. I really hope you can find a way to make her feel a bit better.

 

 

*: I'd be more than happy to join you at the circus once she's smiling again!

 

It's a pile of hay for horses to rest on. Sit down for a little while?<yesno>

Sylvando

Gosh... Who knew that hay could be so soft and comfy? It feels just wonderful!

 

Sylvando's rest leaves him feeling completely rejuvenated!

 

‘IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

As a result of events following the fall of Yggdrasil, all races are cancelled until further notice. We apologise for the inconvenience.’

 

‘We regretfully announce that our next show will be our last. Thank you for all your support over the years. We love you all!

 

 

‘We're currently in the process of recruiting new talent for this final performance—pop down to the big top for a chat if you're interested!

The Ringmaster’

Dave

Right! That's two 'ot new talents signed up for the circus! Let's 'ead over to the big top an' share the good news, eh?

 

Margarita is looking at Sylvando rather bashfully. It seems she's got something to give him...

Sylvando

...Hm? What's this, darling?

Sylvando

G-Gosh... That's certainly quite...fragrant...

 

 

Sylvando receives a dollop of horse poo!

 

Margarita looks extremely pleased with herself.

 

It's Margarita, Sylvando's trusty steed. She looks terribly sad, as though she might cry at any moment.

Sylvando

Margarita, darling... Has this awful darkness that's engulfed the world upset you too? Oh, it breaks my heart to see you suffering!

 

It's Margarita, Sylvando's trusty steed. She looks terribly sad, as though she might cry at any moment.

Sylvando

Margarita, darling... Has this awful darkness that's engulfed the world upset you too? Oh, it breaks my heart to see you suffering!

 

Sylvando

 

...Wait a minute! Fine bone structure, fabulous posture and long, fluttering eyelashes...! Why, that drummer must have been talking about Margarita!

 

*: Oh! Hello Sylvando!

 

*: I just came to check up on my friend here. I didn't expect to bump into you!

Sylvando

Honey, I had no idea this was who you were talking about! This is Margarita! MY Margarita!

 

 

*: What!? Margarita is yours!? Well, I suppose that explains why she's so fabulous!

Sylvando

She certainly is! But you're right about her being in a bad way. I know how to put that right, though—she's always been a fan of my dancing! You lay down the beat, darling, and I'll do the rest!

 

 

*: Well, I'll try... I warn you, though—my drumming doesn't seem to have had any effect on her so far. I don't think I've been doing it right...

Sylvando

Oh, honey, there's nothing wrong with your drumming! It's just the visual element that's been lacking, I'm sure! Fortunately, that's where I come in!

Sylvando

You'll help too, won't you, boys? Let's put our best feet forward and bring a smile back to Margarita's big, long face!

 

*: Righto, Sylv!

 

Sylvando and friends get into a fabulously funky groove!

 

*: N-Neigh... Neeeigh!

 

Margarita is absolutely loving it!

 

 

*: Oh, Sylvando! Look! Look how happy she is! You did it! You really did it!

Sylvando

No—WE did it! This was a team effort, darling! And now that Margarita's smiling again, we could do with those skills of yours at the circus. What do you say?

 

 

*: If you really think my drumming can make a difference...I'd be happy to help!

 

The drummer agrees to perform with the circus!

 

*: By the way, it looks like Margarita wants to give you a little something for making her smile again...

Sylvando

G-Gosh... That's certainly quite...fragrant...

 

 

Sylvando receives a dollop of horse poo!

 

*: Welcome to Gallopolis, travellers—and thank you for coming. Few people venture across the sands to visit us these days.

 

 

*: What is more, our exalted Sultan has advised all Gallopolitans not to leave their homes unless absolutely necessary. It is little wonder the streets are so deserted.

 

 

*: And as if that were not bad enough, I hear that the circus is preparing for its final performance. Truly, there is less and less to be excited about every day...

 

*: ...Hm? You are asking me to join the circus? By the sands! Now is not the time for such tomfoolery!

 

 

*: Do you not understand? We are all doomed! Circuses will not save us!

 

*: Prince Faris has been shut up in the palace ever since Yggdrasil fell. I have not enjoyed so much as a glimpse of his fair countenance.

 

 

*: I imagine he must be deep in discussion with the scholars the Sultan has summoned...

 

 

*: ...Hm? You wish for me to join the circus? Forgive me, but it is out of the question. The world is heading for catastrophe, and I am overwhelmed with grief and anxiety.

 

 

*: The idea of attempting to bring joy to an audience in my current state... It is unthinkable. A thousand pardons, but you had better ask someone else.

 

 

*: The fall of Yggdrasil has brought unimaginable chaos to every corner of Erdrea.

 

 

*: Things may appear to be peaceful here in the city, but I fear there may be trouble ahead. It is speculation, of course, but we scholars have our instincts...

 

*: The end times are upon us! Yggdrasil has fallen, and the Great Evil will soon be reawoken! I feel it! I feel it in my bones!

 

 

*: The days of peace and happiness are at an end! Soon this world will be plunged into endless despair! Remember my words! Remember them well!

 

*: I come here every day to look at the Lantern, and I can see that it is getting closer! It is! Please, you must believe me!

 

*: What!? You wish for me to perform at the circus? Absolutely not! I am a member of the Gallopolitan army, and I serve our exalted Sultan, not the whims of a baying crowd!

 

*: Visitors are not currently permitted to enter the palace, by order of His Excellency the Sultan.

 

 

*: There can be no exceptions, even for friends of Prince Faris. You must leave now, please.

 

*: I finally decided to be brave and venture out to do some shopping, but most of the shops are closed...

 

 

*: It has been the same ever since Yggdrasil fell, and the situation shows no signs of improving. There is so little joy in life these days...

 

 

*: What!? The drummer's worried about me and wants to put a smile on my face!?

 

 

 

*: I think you must be mistaken. We barely know each other.

 

 

*: He's probably talking about Margarita. He's obsessed with that horse...

 

*: I saw the dance you did for Margarita! It was amazing—I loved the funky rhythm too!

 

 

*: I knew our friend the drummer was talented, but that was on another level! Bravo, both of you!

 

*: When I heard that Yggdrasil had fallen, I realised the end was nigh, and so I resolved to gather every penny I had for one final gambling spree. Alas, the racetrack is closed.

 

 

*: It would appear that I am destined to live out the rest of my days without so much as a single moment of joy...

 

*: A thousand pardons. I am afraid that the racetrack is closed for the time being. Frivolity is not appropriate in times such as these.

 

 

*: The paddock and stables are off limits until further notice as well. They may never open again...

 

*: By the sands! It is you! The Great Sylvando! We shall never forget what you did for Prince Faris. A thousand thank yous!

 

 

*: I hope the racetrack reopens soon—I would dearly love to see you ride once more!

 

*: This is the entrance to the spectator stands. As there are no races taking place at the moment, I cannot permit you to enter.

 

*: The young hombre who stands in front of the church is the finest drummer in Gallopolis, señor. Ay, but he has not been the same since Yggdrasil fell...

 

 

*: He is practising harder than ever in the hope of finding a rhythm that will bring joy to an equine friend of his, but I do not think he is having much success...

 

 

*: It is a great tragedia, señor. The fall of Yggdrasil has hit some people very hard. They are shadows of their former selves...

 

 

*: It seems the next circus performance will be the last. One by one, all Gallopolis's finest traditions are coming to an end...

 

*: ...Hm? You would like me to join the circus for their final performance? I am afraid I must decline. I suffer from crippling stage fright. The thought alone causes me to break out in a cold sweat.

 

*: This is the entrance to the spectator stands. As there are no races taking place at the moment, I cannot permit you to enter.

 

*: This is the entrance to the spectator stands. As there are no races taking place at the moment, I cannot permit you to enter.

 

 

*: Hm? You are looking for a friend of the drummer? Let me think...

 

 

*: I suspect it is a horse you are looking for. He seems to prefer their company to that of humans.

 

*: This is the entrance to the spectator stands. As there are no races taking place at the moment, I cannot permit you to enter.

 

 

*: Oh! It is you! I saw the performance you gave a little while ago. It was magnificent!

 

 

*: My working hours mean I am unlikely to ever be able to attend the circus, so it was an unexpected treat to be able to see the Great Sylvando in action!

 

*: Do I understand you correctly? You wish for me to perform with the circus? A thousand pardons, sir, but this inn will not run itself, even for one night! Speaking of which...

 

*: Do I understand you correctly? You wish for me to perform with the circus? A thousand pardons, sir, but this inn will not run itself, even for one night!

 

 

朝の初回と同じ

 

*: Yggdrasil may have fallen, but the world is not at an end just yet. Financial prudence is just as important as ever!

 

 

*: Hm? You wish for me to join the circus!? Ha! It is an interesting thought, but I could never squeeze into one of those little costumes! I had better stick to weapon selling. Speaking of which...

 

*: Good day, sir. (cough) I am a priest here in Gallopolis...(splutter)...but I am afraid you find me feeling rather...(cough)...unwell...

 

 

*: You need not worry, however. (cough cough) The nun will be able to attend to all your spiritual needs. Ughhh... (splutter)

 

*: Our poor priest was injured while protecting a local child from a monster. He has been feeling poorly ever since.

 

 

*: I am sure that he will make a full recovery soon, but in the meantime I have agreed to perform all his usual duties. Now, let us pray...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people are scared to go outside.

 

*: I am friends with one of the scholars who was summoned to the castle. His advice was to prepare to leave Gallopolis immediately.

 

 

*: You may think me cowardly for abandoning my city in its hour of need, but I must put my family's safety first. I would gladly lose everything to keep them safe.

 

*: Mother and Father never play with me any more. They are always talking about ‘grown-up matters’. It is not fair!

 

*: ...What? You want me to run away with the circus? I am sorry, but my career is already decided—I am going to be a princess!

 

*: I heard a rumour that there was a super-talented fortune teller in this tavern, so I sneaked out of circus rehearsals to come and take a look.

 

 

*: I'm a bit confused, though. Are fortune tellers supposed to juggle? He looks more like a fellow circus man to me...

 

 

*: I heard a rumour that there was a super-talented fortune teller in this tavern, so I sneaked out of circus rehearsals to come and take a look. He was here a minute ago, but now it looks like he's left.

 

 

*: I'm a bit confused, though. Are fortune tellers supposed to juggle? He looked more like a fellow circus man to me...

 

 

*: The fortune teller in this tavern's just incredible! He knew I was a dancer before I even opened my mouth!

 

 

*: Don't be fooled by the juggling act—that guy's a top-class clairvoyant!

 

*: The fortune teller in this tavern's just incredible! He knew I was a dancer before I even opened my mouth!

 

 

*: I was going to go and ask him to tell my fortune—see if there's any hope for me, given the state of the world—but it looks like he's done for the day.

 

*: Greetings, stranger... I sense that you are looking for someone... Ha ha! Do not attempt to deny it! I know everything!

 

 

*: What's more, I am in a position to help you find the one that you seek—be they a long-lost brother or a brand-new lover, my crystal balls will guide you to them...

 

 

*: Don't worry, I'm not in it for the money! I just thought that people might need a bit of spiritual guidance, what with Yggdrasil having fallen and all.

 

This young man appears to have some talent. Invite him to take part in the circus performance?<yesno>

 

Sylvando invites the fortune teller to join the circus.

 

*: ...You want me to join the circus!? Gosh, even I didn't see that one coming! Are you sure about this? I mean, I'm just a fortune teller. Do you really think I'm going to fit the bill?

 

 

*: I tell you what, why don't we let my crystal balls decide? Now, listen carefully. I'm going to picture one—and only one—of these wondrous orbs: red, yellow or blue.

 

 

*: All you've got to do is choose one!

 

 

*: You pick the one I'm picturing, and I'll know we were destined to work together—I'll come and join the circus without further ado!

 

 

*: Are you all set? Alright, I'm going to start picturing one of them now... Remember, all you have to do is choose which one it is!

 

*: The balls tell all, the balls tell all, what colour will they show us?

If lies they tell, then off to hell, that dark place down below us!

*: They speak of fire, they speak of flames, they speak of sunset's glow,

The balls tell all, the balls tell all, what colour do they show?

 

*: Alright, I'm picturing one of my crystal balls. Now it's up to you to tell me which one! Are you ready?<yesno>

 

*: The red ball!

 

*:The blue ball!

 

*: The yellow ball!

 

*: Oh dear... I'm afraid that wasn't the one I was picturing. Bad luck!

 

 

*: Sorry, but it doesn't look as though our fates were meant to be entwined. Not this time, anyway. Feel free to come back and try again sometime, though!

 

*: The red ball... Are you absolutely certain this is the one you want to choose?

 

 

*: Well... You did it! You got it right! It looks like we've got some kind of connection!

 

 

*: In which case, my crystal balls and I are at your service. Let me know what you want me to do at the circus, and I'll give it my best shot!

 

The fortune teller agrees to perform with the circus!

 

*: I am the finest fortune teller in Erdrea! Be it a long-lost brother or a brand-new lover, my crystal balls shall guide you to them!

 

 

*: Don't worry, I'm not in it for the money! I just thought that people might need a bit of spiritual guidance, what with Yggdrasil having fallen and all...

 

*: What's that? You still want me to join the circus, do you?<yesno>

 

*: Well, I've got a lot of time for people who don't give up easily. Now, remember how this goes? I'm going to picture one of my crystal balls: red, yellow or blue. You've just got to pick which one it is!

 

*: The fortune teller's presence has brought unprecedented numbers of customers to the tavern! I might well have gone bankrupt were it not for him!

 

 

*: The fall of Yggdrasil frightened people, you see. Many refused to leave their homes. It is a bad time to be running an establishment like this. Thank goodness he came along when he did!

 

*: That fortune teller breathed life back into my tavern! I am sad that he has moved on, of course, but I will always be grateful to him.

 

 

*: Rest assured that I shall be sitting in the front row of the big top, cheering him on at the top of my lungs. It really is the least I can do!

 

*: Sorry, Sylv. I can't let you through. Everyone's frantically preparing for our final show, you see—it's total chaos in there!

 

 

*: Would you mind going round to the main entrance of the big top instead? You can get in through there.

 

 

 

*: Oh! Hello, Sylv! I hear you've been going round signing up new recruits for our final performance!

 

 

*: And with the Great Sylvando on board as well, we're going to go out with a bang, I just know it!

 

*: Now that we've got the Great Sylvando on board, our final performance is going to be a big hit, I just know it!

 

*: Sorry, Sylv. I can't let you through. Everyone's frantically preparing for our final show, you see—it's total chaos in there!

 

 

*: Would you mind going round to the main entrance of the big top instead? You can get in through there.

 

 

*: Well? How's the search for new talent going? Do you need some hints about who to recruit?<yesno>

 

*: Of course you don't! You know what you're looking for! Well, thanks again—and good luck with the recruitment drive!

 

 

*: Alright then, listen up. Rumour has it that the best drummer in Gallopolis spends his days practising in front of the church.

 

 

*: But apparently something's been troubling him of late, so his beats have lost some of their usual people-pleasing power.

 

 

*: Still, a man who's willing to ignore the melancholy mood of the city to try and put a smile on people's faces is exactly the kind of person we need in the show! Go and seek him out!

 

 

*: I've been hearing a lot of talk lately about a fortune teller who's set up shop at the Aloe Beera tavern. Everyone's raving about him—apparently all his predictions come true!

 

 

*: They say he uses three coloured balls to divine the future. Pretty strange if you ask me, but all his customers seem to be happy!

 

 

*: That's exactly the kind of person we need performing at the circus! Why don't you go and talk to him and see if he's interested?

 

Sylvando

Hello, darling. It's been a while...

 

 

*: S-Sylv!? What are you doing here!?

Sylvando

Oh, you know me, honey. I've never been able to stay away from the circus for long. Bravo, by the way. Most people would have thrown in the towel by now, but I always knew you were made of sterner stuff!

 

*: That's nice of you to say, Sylv...

 

 

 

*: But to be honest, it didn't even look like we were going to be able to put on this last show until you magically reappeared. Still, things are looking up now you're back on the scene!

 

*: It's not been easy recently... Most people lost interest in the circus after Yggdrasil fell—you can't blame them, of course...

 

 

*: But I still think it's a shame. After all, people need to smile, no matter how bad things get. That's the way I see it, anyway.

 

*: ...Hm? The circus is staging one final performance? By the sands... It has been so long since I last attended—but if this is my last chance, I had better not miss it!

 

*: ...The circus's last ever performance? Perhaps this is just what is required to lift my spirits!

 

 

*: I am interested in attending the circus's final performance, of course...

 

 

*: But I am afraid it is out of the question. I have a duty to protect our exalted Sultan—neglecting that duty in order to enjoy myself would be unforgivable.

 

*: I heard that the hombre who played his drum for the horses has signed up for the circus!

 

 

*: He will be a great success, I am sure of it! His rhythms are perfectly suited to the stage!

 

*: Once the circus is gone, Gallopolis will be even quieter than it is now... It is hard to believe that this was once a bustling city, full of life...

 

The horse is whinnying along to the music and stomping its hooves to the beat!

 

The horse is whinnying along to the music and stomping its hooves to the beat!

 

The horse is whinnying along to the music and stomping its hooves to the beat!

 

*: Ah! It is you! The Great Sylvando! I heard a rumour that you will be performing at the circus's final show. I hope it is true. I have always wanted to see you in action!

 

*: We are moving house soon. I do not know where we are moving to, but I hope it is a nice place like Gallopolis...

 

*: The Great Sylvando saves the day once more! We've got two new recruits keen to perform with us in the final show, and it's all thanks to you!

 

 

*: Everything's ready backstage, and the performers are waiting for their cues. We're all set!

 

 

*: Not that we can start without our star turn, of course! Time to prepare for your grand entrance! Let the ringmaster know when you're all set!

 

 

*: Sylv! There you are! The new recruits you found for us got here a while ago. Thanks for that—you got us out of a real pickle.

Sylvando

 

Hello, darling. It's been a while...

 

 

*: S-Sylv!? What are you doing here!?

Sylvando

Oh, you know me, honey. I've never been able to stay away from the circus for long. Bravo, by the way. Most people would have thrown in the towel by now, but I always knew you were made of sterner stuff!

 

 

*: Wait—were you the one who found those new recruits for us as well? Goodness me! I don't know how to thank you!

Sylvando

Oh, you don't need to thank me, honey. The only thing you need to do is give me my cue! The Wandering Wonder is ready to leap into action once more!

 

 

*: Alright, Sylv! If you're ready, then so are we!

Sylvando

That's the spirit! Well, this is it, darlings! One last chance to bring some light into this dark, dark world! One last chance to gasp in awe at the spectacle of the circus! One last glimpse of...the Great Sylvando!

 

Sylvando

Ha ha ha! Let's get this show on the road!

 

*: What a performance that was, Sylv! Just like the old days, eh?

 

 

*: How can we quit after a show like that? You saw those people out there! They need us! They need us to bring light into their lives and put smiles on their faces!

 

*: Watching you and the new recruits out there has really given me a new lease of life as a performer! I can't give up now—the show must go on!

 

 

*: I'm going to keep working hard to become the best that I can be, and I won't stop until Gallopolis is filled with joy, just like it was before!

 

*: Thanks for reminding us what the circus is all about, Sylv! It's easy to forget how much people need to smile at times like these!

 

 

*: Don't worry, we're not going to forget again! You go off gallivanting if you like—we'll keep the crowds entertained in your absence!

 

*: Your show was just wonderful! I think it was the first time I have laughed since Yggdrasil fell... I did not think I cared for the circus, but now I realise I am a huge fan!

 

*: I did not think anything could prove to be more enjoyable than gambling, but I may need to revise that opinion now that I have been to the circus!

 

*: Sorry, Sylv. I can't let you through. We're unpacking all the circus stuff, you see. There's boxes everywhere!

 

 

*: Would you mind going round to the main entrance of the big top instead? You can get in through there.

 

 

*: It looks like the circus won't be shutting up shop after all, and it's all thanks to you, Sylv! Thank goodness you turned up when you did!

 

 

*: You can leave it in our hands now. You need to go and spread that infectious smile of yours around the world!

 

*: Sorry, Sylv. I can't let you through. We're unpacking all the circus stuff, you see. There's boxes everywhere!

 

 

*: Would you mind going round to the main entrance of the big top instead? You can get in through there.

 

 

‘We regretfully announce that our next show...

 

 

‘Can't come soon enough! Here's to many more years of laughter and tears! We love you all!

The Ringmaster’

 

*: By the sands! It is you! The Great Sylvando! I saw you performing at the circus—undoubtedly the best such performance I have ever witnessed!

 

 

*: Please, you must come back and do another show. We will be waiting!

 

*: I confess, the fall of Yggdrasil had caused me to forget about the very concept of having fun...

 

 

*: Thank the sands that you and the circus were here to remind us! I know where I shall be heading next time I am feeling blue: directly to the big top!

 

*: Prince Faris has still not shown his handsome face, but I no longer feel as desolate as I did before.

 

 

*: It is wonderful, is it not, what a few hours at the circus can do for one's well-being?

 

 

*: A thousand pardons. My guard duties meant that I was unable to attend the circus.

 

 

*: Thank the sands that they have decided not to call it a day after all! I will be visiting the big top as soon as my shift ends!

 

*: I am not afraid to admit it, señor: after I witnessed your performance at the circus, I became your biggest fan! ¡Tu fanático más grande!

 

*: I am so relieved to hear that the circus will not be closing its doors! If Gallopolis had lost that on top of everything else...

 

 

*: Thank you, Sylvando, for all that you have done for us. You have raised our spirits and given us hope for the future!

 

 

The horse is neighing with gusto, spurring on its fellow steeds!

 

*: Gallopolis has known nothing but darkness since the World Tree fell, but you have finally brought a little light into our lives. A thousand thank yous, friend.

 

 

*: Sylv! Don't tell me you're whisking that fortune teller away with you! Well, just be sure to bring him back in one piece, alright?

 

*: I must not let down my guard, not even for a moment. Since Yggdrasil fell, monsters in this area have become more vicious and cunning than ever.

 

 

*: If you are venturing on a journey, be sure to make camp often—those foul beasts can smell fatigue, and will not hesitate to pounce.

 

 

 

*: H-Halt! N-None shall pass! I promised to protect these people, and that is what I shall d-do! (gulp)

Sylvando

Easy there, honey! We don't mean you any harm! Quite the opposite, actually—we're travelling around looking for people who might need our help.

 

 

*: What!? You must be mad with the world the way it is now! Mind you, you do look like you can handle yourself... In fact, there might even be something you can do for me...

 

 

 

*: I'm a martial artist, you see, and I said I'd help these people get food for the village of Hotto. Whatever's going on with the world, it seems to have played havoc with their crop production.

 

 

 

*: Anyway, we were on the way back to the village when we got attacked by a vicious monster. It roughed us up good and proper, and stole all the food we'd collected!

 

 

 

*: I was supposed to protect them, but I didn't stand a chance against that thing all by myself. If you were with me though, it'd be a different story. So how about it? Fancy going to get those supplies back?<yesno>

 

*: Oh come on, please! These poor people are going to go hungry! Please say you'll help me... Please?<yesno>

Sylvando

You bet, honey! That monster is going to learn the hard way that it can't go around swiping people's dinners out from under their noses!

 

*: Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! As long as we stick together, that thing won't stand a chance!

 

 

*: It should be loitering somewhere to the south of Hotto. I'm sure we'll beat it easily, but let's make sure we're properly prepared anyway, eh?

 

The martial artist joins the party!

 

 

*: GRURRR HURRR HURRR! MORE HUMANS! MORE FOOD! GIVE, OR I SQUISH! GRURRR HURRR HURRR!

Dave

Reckon we've found our grub-pinchin' monster, Sylv. Ready to 'ave a crack at 'im?<yesno>

 

*: Our poor people starve.

We sought to bring sustenance,

But it was stolen!

 

*: Our cupboards are bare.

Our storehouses stand empty.

Stomachs are grumbling.

 

 

*: We found food at last—

Enough for everybody.

But now it is gone...

 

*: The beast stole our food

And disappeared to the east!

You must retrieve it!

 

Sylvando and co. defeat the gigantes! The villagers recover all the stolen food and take it back to Hotto!

 

*: Thank you so much for your help. I really couldn't have done it without you. You know, you're really quite something.

 

 

*: Risking your life to help a bunch of strangers like that? That's pretty amazing.

 

 

*: I want to be like that too, but I don't think I've got what it takes yet. ...Hey, maybe if I spent some time with you it might help. What do you say? Is it alright if I tag along for a while?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, go on! I just want to learn from you so I can help as many people as possible! Can I please come with you?<yesno>

Sylvando

Of course, darling! You'll be the best, most helpful martial artist in the business by the time I'm done with you, just you wait and see!

 

*: Thank you so much! This is going to be the journey of a lifetime, I can feel it in my bones!

 

A new member joins Sylvando's merry band!

 

2. Jade

Jade

I've come all this way, I can't turn back now. I have to see for myself what's happened to Octagonia...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

The door is locked from the inside.

 

 

Faint voices can be heard coming from within. It sounds like people trying to hide from the monsters...

 

*: Look, I know you just rescued me from those monsters and all, but taking on Booga? That's insanity.

 

 

*: Still, if you insist, I guess I can't stop you. He should be up on the third level, where the arena used to be. Just...be careful, okay?

 

*: ...Hmm? Skree hee hee! You must have some guts, human, strolling around and slacking off like that!

 

 

*: Maybe it hasn't sunk in yet, but you're all Booga's slaves now. So get back to work! Skrarrrk!

 

 

*: Octagonia is ours now! The monsssters are in charge, and you humans have to do what we tell you! Kee hee hee!

 

 

*: Ssso go on! Get yourssself up to the casssino and make yourssself ussseful!

 

 

*: Go on, get mooving! You don't have time to stand around chatting! Humans belong upstairs! Trot on up there and get to work!

 

 

*: Arrroooh hoo hoo! I never thought we'd find a use for you puny humans, but Booga managed it! Good old Booga!

 

*: Would you look at that statue? What a travesty! There's more artistic sensibility in my litter tray! Where did they find the sculptor!?

 

 

*: Well, there's only one thing for it—I'm going to have to replace it with something better. If anyone can teach this town some taste, it's me! Just wait—it's going to be grrreat!

 

*: Still alive, are you? Then you're hyper-lucky. Humans have been dropping like flies since the Lord of Shadows brought down Yggdrasil.

 

 

*: And not only did you survive, you found yourself here, which means you get to spend the rest of your days working for us monsters! Hyp-hyp hooray!

 

*: What a let-down this place turned out to be. They told me Octagonia was full of fighters, so I'd been sharpening my horns in preparation for a proper scrap.

 

 

*: But you humans barely put up a fight! You just let us stampede through the streets! Arrroooh hoo hoo! Pathetic!

 

*: (flap flap) The older monsssters keep telling me to ssstay away from thisss place. They sssay it'sss protected by sssome kind of holy power.

 

 

*: But I'm not ssso sure. I keep hearing children laughing and playing inssside. It sssounds really fun...

 

 

 

*: P-Please! I'll go back to work, I promise! Just don't hurt my baby!

 

 

 

*: ...Hey, hold on a second! You're a human! Oh, thank goodness! For a minute there, I thought the monsters had found us!

 

 

*: Y-You won't tell them, will you? There's no knowing what they might do!

 

*: You won't tell the monsters we're hiding out here, will you? There's no knowing what they might do!

 

 

*: I won't let those stinky monsters hurt my mom! Never!

 

*: Oi! What do you think you're doing!? Can't you sssee the elevator's in ussse!?

 

 

*: Now flap off back to work before I call the guards! Keee hee hee!

 

 

*: Hold on—who the devil are you!? You don't half look familiar...

 

 

 

*: Ah, that's it! You look just like one of the Luminary's little backing dancers!

 

 

*: Of course, I know you're not actually her—she wouldn't be sashaying around here after what the Lord of Shadows did to those light-loving goody-goodies! Ha ha!

 

*: Are we all ssset? Alright, up we go then, you disssgusssting lot! Keee hee hee!

 

 

*: And anyone elssse ssslacking off goes ssstraight upssstairs as well! Ssso put your backsss into it!

 

*: I seriously doubt the elevator can take all this weight, but I'm not about to stick my neck out and mention that to these monsters...

 

*: Sorry, kid. I can't let you go down there by yourself. It'd probably be the last we saw of you.

 

 

*: There's something special about the orphanage. Something...holy. The monsters won't come near it. That's why we're all hiding in here.

Whambelina

Hey, Jade! It's me, Whambelina! We were in the MMA tournament together, remember?

 

Whambelina

Sure feels like a long time ago now. Octagonia's crawling with monsters these days, not fighters...

 

Whambelina

If I were you, I'd get out while you still can. You don't want to get caught up in what's happening here, trust me.

Whambelina

Time was, the streets of Octagonia were crawling with fighters, not monsters...

 

Whambelina

If I were you, I'd get out while you still can. You don't want to get caught up in what's happening here, trust me.

 

*: You've sure got some guts, miss, coming to visit us with all these monsters in town. Guess I better try and be brave too, and keep on priesting. Ahem...

 

*: Uncle Vince promised to come back safe, but I can't help worrying about him...

 

 

*: Wait! You're a fighter too, ain't you, miss? Maybe you could go give him a hand! You will, won't you? Oh, say you will!

 

*: Sorry, miss, can't talk right now. The orphanage is full of people hiding out from the monsters, and I gotta feed 'em all!

 

*: I hate it when I'm done working and I'm all by myself in the kitchen. I start thinking about all kinds of sad stuff. Guess I just gotta keep busy...

Abominable Showman

I've been training hard sho I can fight off the monshtersh, and now I'm absholutely shtarving!

Abominable Showman

All the other fightersh went off to try and put a shtop to the bosh of the monshtersh. And I wash shupposhed to go with them.

 

Abominable Showman

But Vinsh shaid it wash my duty to shtay here and guard the orphanage, sho shtay here and guard it I shall! Shlurrrp!

 

 

*: After Yggdrasil fell out of the sky, most of my pals disappeared.

 

 

*: The older kids all told me they've gone someplace far away, so I can't meet up with them for a while...

 

 

*: Huh? You don't know where your friends are either? Don't worry, miss. I'm sure you'll find them soon!

 

*: Zzz... Hey guys...! Zzz... I missed you so much...!

 

*: Hey there, Jade! Remember me? Liu Za—we fought each other in the MMA tournament.

 

Liu Za

Sorry I'm such a mess. I tried to fight off the monsters when they took over Octagonia, and...well, you can see how that worked out.

 

Liu Za

But this is nothing compared to what you did to me back in the tournament. Heh! I'll bounce right back, don't you worry!

Liu Za

Sorry I'm such a mess. I tried to fight off the monsters when they took over Octagonia, and...well, you can see how that worked out.

 

Liu Za

But this is nothing compared to what you did to me back in the tournament. Heh! I'll bounce right back, don't you worry!

 

*: You were in the tournament too, huh? Well, let Liu Za here be a lesson to you—just because you can fight a little doesn't mean you can take on a whole army of monsters.

 

 

*: The city's full of monsters, so we're not allowed to play outside. (sigh) It's so boring being cooped up in here the whole time...

 

*: Did you come here to fight the monsters, miss? Well, be careful, okay?

 

 

*: And if you bump into Uncle Vince out there, tell him to stay safe and come home soon. All the kids are worried about him!

 

*: I'm frightfully sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not in the mood for chit-chat at the moment.

 

 

*: You see, I dropped my purse while fleeing from the monsters and...well, I don't even want to think about how much was in it... (sniffle) Uggghhh... (sob)

 

*: You know, I used to be a real rip-off merchant back in the day, but since Yggdrasil fell, no one's got the money to buy the kind o' stuff I was sellin'.

 

 

*: Plus, people have already lost so much. It don't feel right takin' them to the cleaners all over again, so now I'm tryin' to find a better way to make a livin'.

 

 

*: Hey, listen—I don't wanna scare you, but I've heard some really weird noises coming from the upper levels.

 

 

*: Like, clanking and clanging and bashing and crashing. It's freaking me out!

 

*: Hey, kid. You're not thinking of taking on Booga, are you? 'Cause you don't stand a chance against that guy.

 

 

*: Most folks—me included—get so freaked out at the sight of him that they can't even get it together to turn around and run away!

 

 

*: Hey, don't get me wrong—we're ready to rise up as soon as there's a chance of it working, it's just...I don't know if that's ever gonna happen...

 

*: Wear do you think you're going!? This area's off limits for the likes of you!

 

 

There's no response. It looks like this machine isn't ready just yet.

 

It doesn't look as though the elevator can be used at the moment.

 

An unsettling aura drifts down from above. Proceed up the stairs?<yesno>

 

 

*: Get a moove on, you lot!

 

 

*: Booga doesn't like to be kept waiting, you know! Work harder, or I'll gore you good!

 

*: Damned monsters, lordin' it over us, workin' us till we drop...

 

 

*: I don't know what it is they're tryin' to do to Octagonia exactly, but it sure ain't gonna be pretty.

 

*: Skree hee hee! Booga's building something really special up in the old arena!

 

 

*: It's really going to put Octagonia on the map! People will be flocking here from all over! You humans should be proud he's letting you help with the construction! Skree hee hee!

 

*: They said they'll let me...take a break when I've...moved a thousand crates... (gasp) Can't be many...more...left to go...

 

 

*: ......

 

There's no response. He doesn't seem to have the energy to talk.

 

*: Hey, did you hear the rumours? They're saying anybody who stands up to the monsters is whisked away and never seen again.

 

 

*: Guess that explains what happened to Vince, huh...

 

*: Heaven only knows how long I've been working here without a break. They gotta let us take a break soon, right? ...Right?

 

*: It seems the monsters have done away with the arena upstairs. I was rather devastated when I first heard—I thought I'd seen my last bulging bicep!

 

 

*: But that was before I saw the muscles on some of the fabulous creatures they've got guarding the place! Golly gosh, if they aren't the equal of any MMA fighter!

 

*: I've always been a battler, you know? I thought I'd go down fighting. I can't believe this is what things have come to...

 

*: There's a potion them there monsters can't get enough of. They told me to make sure I stock up the bar with a whole heap of it.

 

 

*: But hoowee, if the stuff don't kick like a mule! One sniff near enough laid me out! Something tells me I'll be better off not knowing what's in it...

 

*: Thisss ‘Fighting Juice’ of theirs is ssseriousssly disssappointing. It doesn't pack a punch at all!

 

 

*: Ah, I know! I'll add a dash of every monssster's favourite potion, and they'll be queueing around the block for a ssslurp!

 

*: This is just too much. Working from morning to night without so much as a minute's rest? It's enough to kill a fella.

 

 

*: How come I wound up getting tangled up in this mess anyhow? I only came to town so I could see Sinderella and Whambelina in the flesh...

 

 

*: The monsters came to our little city,

Forced folks to work, oh it's such a pity, oh yeah!

When are we...ever gonna be free...

 

 

*: ...Gah! Those danged critters have stolen my mojo! How am I supposed to keep turning out hits in this kind of environment!?

 

*: Waitin' tables is a whole heap harder when it's monsters sittin' at 'em! They just eat and eat and eat!

 

 

*: Still, I heard they'll be lettin' us all go once this construction work's done and dusted, so I guess I'll only need to stick it out a little longer.

 

*: Booga says he's going to give all the humans who work for him a special reward when the job's finished! Won't that be a feather in your cap!

 

 

*: I just hope you know how lucky you are. Most bosses aren't half as generous as he is—especially when it comes to bird-brained humans! Skrarrrk!

Janice

I just don't get it. Why in tarnation would these monsters be wantin' dance lessons from little old me?

 

*: ...Hm? What are you doing hanging around there? Oh, don't tell me—you want to know all about Booga, the master puppeteer, don't you?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, that's a shame. I love talking about Booga! I could have strung you along for hours with tales of how great he is! But if you're not interested, get back to work!

 

 

*: Isn't he just the best? He's the one who pulls the strings around here, and everyone obeys his every word. After all, the Lord of Shadows chose him especially to be one of the Spectral Sentinels!

 

 

*: One day, I'm going to be just like him. I'm fed up of dancing to other people's tunes—I want to be the boss!

 

 

*: What's with that look, human? Don't get me hyped up, now!

 

 

*: If you know what's good for you, you'll accept that Booga's in charge now and start looking a bit more fearful and miserable like everyone else around here!

 

 

*: Now get back to work before I hyper-load your schedule so you drop dead from exhaustion!

 

*: Hey, I remember you! It's Jade, right? You made it all the way to the final of the tournament.

 

 

*: I'm the Mayor of Octagonia—well, I was, at least... This place is run by the monsters now. I don't know what'll become of it, but the glory days are long gone...

Jade

Wh—!? Where am I...?

 

*: The commandments of Booga must be obeyed! Those who defy him must remain in Limboo, and fight until they have learned their lesson!

 

 

*: Now, stand aside and let justice be done! Thine own day of judgement shalt come to pass soon enough!

 

*: S-Stop it... Please... You're only making it worse...

 

 

*: You really want to help? Go help those who need it most. Some of the guys they're keeping down in the cells are getting it way worse than me...

 

*: 'Twill be mere moments ere the next victim is brought forth from below to suffer at our hands! Verily, I do clank and clatter in gleeful anticipation!

 

*: THe cEllS wHEre tHe huMaNs ArE kEpT BEtwEEn baTTlEs ARe jUst dOwn heRe.

 

 

*: EnJOY tHe TAstE oF FReeDOM WhIlE iT LAstS, HUMan! YOu'lL bE LOcKEd uP wiTh THe rEsT Of THeM SoOn enoUGH! GuUurhURhurRRr!

 

There's a book called ‘The Lovey-Dovey Diaries’. Jade takes it from the shelf and has a closer look.

 

 

‘My dearest, darling, super-smashing Boo! I've been thinking about you, and now my heart's beating so fast, I think I'm going to explode like a love volcano!

 

 

‘When are you going to wrap me up in those big, strong arms of yours? Tell me it'll be soon—I've already waited far, far, far too long!

Yours forever and ever, Boodica ♥’

 

 

‘My darling! My precious! My Boodica! How I have missed your all-conquering curves! One day soon, I'll sweep you off your feet, just as I've always promised!

 

 

‘But my sweet, you will have to wait a little longer. We must do things correctly. First we'll use these pages to get to know each other, then I'll ask the Lord of Shadows to officially approve our union.

 

 

‘Then, on the tenth anniversary of our first date, we'll sit together under a starry sky and—oh, my pen quivers as I write this!—hold hands for the very first time!

‘Can you imagine, my dearest? Can you? Hold onto that thought—treasure it until the day comes at long last!

Yours in anticipation, Booga ♥’

 

 

The book contains hundreds more of Booga and Boodica's sickeningly saccharine love letters. Jade pops it back on the shelf with a shudder.

 

*: Pray welcome to the kingdom of misery! A land whose only law is that every human must suffer! In these cells do those wicked enough to defy the mighty Booga repay their debt of foolishness in full!

 

 

*: In time, you too shall take the field in pursuit of forgiveness, but until then, get thee to the furthest reaches of this forsaken place and join the rest of your wretched kind!

 

*: Everyone says Booga's the very devil himself when it comes to the ladies, with partners all over Erdrea, but it's not true! He's actually a real old-fashioned gentleman, and a true romantic!

 

 

*: I mean, he's been courting Boodica for ages, and they haven't even held hands yet—not even during the last dance of the Monsters' Ball! The poor girl must be in hell!

 

*: BOOgA buiLt ThIs PLaCe fOr His BElOVeD booDiCA So sHE cOULd PUt THosE WHo defY hIm THrougH a GRIsLy pRogGraM oF PUniShMENt.

 

 

*: nOW tHaT'S TruE LOvE! YoU fICKlE hUMAnS COUld lEaRn a leSSoN oR tWo FRoM a geStURe LIkE tHat!

 

*: You'll never guess what's on the bookshelf in there—a complete collection of Booga and Boodica's love letters! Catnip to a hopeless romantic like me...

 

 

*: I only peeked for the briefest of moments—they'd have my guts for garters if they caught me—but now thinking about what gems must be in there's really got me purring!

 

*: Folks are being forced to fight for the monsters' entertainment. It's just awful—look at what they're doing to them!

 

 

*: I'm not doing so great myself, if I'm honest...but somebody needs to pray for these poor people.

 

 

*: Huh? Yeah, I'm a priest. I know I don't look it, but we come in all shapes and sizes, you know. You look like you could do with a little divine intervention yourself...

 

*: I may not look it, but I'm actually a priest—and you look like you could use some divine intervention...

 

*: Everything...hurts... Somebody, please... I can't take this any more...

 

*: What a life... Thrown into this hellhole, only being dragged out to get beaten to a bloody pulp by monsters...

 

 

*: And to think I came to Octagonia to make a name for myself as a fighter... (sigh) Not even in my worst nightmares did I think things would turn out like this...

 

*: To Booga and Boodica, we humans are just trash, and that's exactly how they treat us.

 

 

*: They don't even give us real food. They don't care at all if we live or die...

 

 

*: Wh-What!? I-Is it my turn again already!?

 

 

 

*: Oh! You're a human... You scared me so much... I thought they'd come for me...

 

 

*: I know it's nearly time for the next person to be called, you see. I feel bad about it, but I'm praying that they pick someone else...

 

 

*: (mumble) Mommy... (mutter) Mommy, please... Come get me... (mumble) I wanna go home...

 

*: W-Wait... I, I heard what you were just talking about...

 

*: You really are even more reckless than you look. You don't stand a chance out there, you know.

 

 

*: I'm not going to be able to stop you going ahead with this though, am I? In which case, you'd better take these. I managed to smuggle them with me when they dragged me down here.

 

 

*: Go on. Your need is definitely greater than mine...

 

 

Jade receives three special medicines, a phial of magic water and a rockbomb shard!

 

*: Just make sure you take them out of your bag ahead of time if you want to use them.

 

 

*: Anyway, they should tip the odds in your favour. Just a little bit, mind.

 

 

*: Not that it'll do you much good—it'll probably just prolong the agony.

 

*: You really are even more reckless than you look. Do you think you stand a chance out there? With those weapons!?

 

 

*: I'm not going to be able to stop you going ahead with this though, am I? In which case, you'd better take these. I managed to smuggle them with me when they dragged me down here.

 

 

*: Go on. Your need is definitely greater than mine...

 

 

Jade receives three special medicines, a phial of magic water and a rockbomb shard!

 

 

Jade receives a trident and a pair of silver claws!

 

*: Just make sure you take them out of your bag ahead of time if you want to use them.

 

 

*: Anyway, they should tip the odds in your favour. Just a little bit, mind.

 

 

*: Not that it'll do you much good—it'll probably just prolong the agony.

 

*: There. Those should tip the odds in your favour. Just a little bit, mind.

 

 

*: Not that it'll do you much good—it'll probably just prolong the agony.

 

*: There. Those should tip the odds in your favour. Just a little bit, mind.

 

 

*: Not that it'll do you much good—it'll probably just prolong the agony.

 

*: Mwahaha! Well, worm? Art thou suitably prepared? Wilt thou take the field and cross swords with monsterkind's finest in the tourney to end all tourneys? Art thou ready to undergo...the Girly Burly?<yesno>

 

*: But of course. Thou hast kindled the ire of the mighty Boodica, and are right to cower in fear. But thy time must come eventually—better to face it with head held high!

 

Jade survives the first round of the Girly Burly!

 

But the ordeal isn't over yet—whole hordes of monsters are still lining up to take their turn...

 

*: Mwahahahaaa! You have spirit, I will grant you that! But we have barely even begun!

 

Jade survives the second round of the Girly Burly!

 

But the ordeal isn't over yet—whole hordes of monsters are still lining up to take their turn...

 

*: Weee heee heee! We love hurting humans! And we can't wait to hear you SCREEEAM!!!

 

*: The last Girly Burly was devilishly boring in the end. The big-mouthed human they put up for it waltzed in here giving it all the big talk, and then barely put up a fight.

 

 

*: You'll need to do better when it's your turn. Us monsters deserve a proper spectacle, so put on your dancing shoes!

 

*: i HEaR tHat YOu'Re bOOgA's NEw faVOURiTe GIrl. BOOdIcA WOn't bE tOo HaPpY aBOut THAt!

 

 

*: sTILl, MaYbE SHe's BEtTeR oFf WIThOut hIm iF PLaYInG tHE FIELd'S MoRE hIs stYle...

 

*: Volunteering to take another prisoner's punishment? You know that'll be like a red rag to a bull, don't you? A horde of bulls, in fact!

 

 

*: And this is no ordinary punishment, either! The Girly Burly's as brutal as it gets! You're going to get trampled flat!

 

*: So you're going up for the Girly Burly, huh? Better say a prayer or two beforehand. Might be your last chance...

 

*: I guess you're still new around these parts, huh? You don't know how bad it gets out there. Well, I hate to tell you, but you're about to find out...

 

*: You do whatever you have to do out there, but don't drag me into it, okay? This is your fight.

 

 

*: (mutter) Oh, man... (mumble) She doesn't stand a chance... (mutter)

Vince

 

.........

 

Vince

Sorry, Jade. You're on your own...

Sinderella

Look, I hate to say this, but you were friends with the Darkspawn.

 

Sinderella

I can't root for you after what he did...

Underdigger

I told you to keep yer 'ead down, but you just wouldn't listen, would ya? Now Boodica's got you in 'er sights, you don't stand a bleedin' chance!

Golden Boy

I... I can't believe you're doing this for me... I... Thank you so much...

 

3. Rab

Rab

Come on, Rab. This isnae the way to go about things. Ye've got to pluck up the courage to go and talk to that lassie.

Rab

My bunny-eared pal headed off in the direction of the throne room—assuming this is the real Dundrasil Castle, that is.

 

Rab

Well, that's as good a place as any to head for, I suppose. I'll see what the folks on the way have to say for themselves...

 

*: Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I cannae allow you tae proceed. There's a private meeting in progress.

 

 

*: Feeling peckish, Yer Majesty? Off tae the kitchen on one of yer wee snack hunts?

 

 

*: Well, I'll not tell you yer business, you being king and all, but I'd stay up here if I were you. One of the ministers informs me that there's something very important afoot...

 

 

*: Yer Majesty, please wait. One of the ministers was looking for ye. He said ye should head tae the throne room.

 

 

*: Good day to you, Your Majesty! It's another peaceful day in the wonderful kingdom of Dundrasil, and we owe it all to your enlightened rule! Now, to business...

 

*: Och, what's the matter, Yer Majesty? Ye look like ye've seen a ghost!

 

 

*: Anyway, shouldn't ye be heading for the throne room? Ye've an important audience, as I understand it. If ye're late, the Chief Minister'll have yer guts for garters!

 

 

*: So the throne room is through that door over there. If ye head inside and turn left, ye'll find—

 

 

 

*: ...Och, it's you, Yer Majesty! Well, ye don't need me telling you yer way about yer own palace! Ye'll have to forgive me—I'm new here, ye see.

 

 

*: Are ye busy, Yer Majesty? When ye've finished whatever it is ye're doing, let's play hide-and-seek again!

 

*: If I'm good and practise hard, I'll grow up tae be as big and strong as Sir Irwin, won't I, Yer Majesty?<yesno>

 

*: Och, well if I cannae be as tough as the toughest knight in the kingdom, I'll have tae make do with second toughest!

 

*: Hee hee! I knew it! I cannae wait tae grow up now!

 

*: Oh, there ye are, Yer Majesty! The Chief Minister is waiting for ye by yer throne. Perhaps ye can retire tae yer chambers after ye've spoken with him?

 

 

*: Oh, and dinnae worry—I've been keeping a careful eye on yer fine collection of gentleman's literature! The maids won't be throwing it away on my watch!

 

 

*: I'm sorry, Yer Majesty. Princess Eleanor would tear strips off me if I let anyone intae her private chambers!

 

 

*: Ye just missed her, actually. I wonder where she was off tae...

 

 

 

*: Ah, there you are, Your Majesty! I've been looking for you everywhere! You must remember me telling you that you had an important audience scheduled!

 

 

*: It's almost time! Hurry on over to your throne and prepare yourself!

 

 

*: It's almost time! Hurry on over to your throne and prepare yourself!

 

 

*: You've no business with the Queen's throne just now, Your Majesty! Hurry on over to your own!

 

 

*: Quickly! They'll be here any moment!

 

 

Take a seat until the audience begins?<yesno>

 

*: Good day, Yer Majesty! The Chief Minister is waiting for ye in front of the throne. Just head straight on and ye'll see him.

 

 

*: So he's finally summoned the courage to do it, has he?

 

 

 

*: ...Oh! Your Majesty! I didn't see you there! I hope you're keeping well!

 

 

 

*: I've heard he's finally going tae do it! Ye know what I'm talking about, don't ye?

 

 

 

*: ...Oh, Yer Majesty! We were just discussing, umm...nothing! Nothing at all! Hee hee!

 

 

*: Yer Majesty, I have tae compliment ye on yer fine choice of cloaks. The one ye've picked today radiates authority like nobody's business!

 

 

*: Yer Majesty, is it my imagination or is yer crown particularly resplendent today? It sets off yer regal whiskers tae a T!

 

 

*: Yer Majesty! The Queen needs quiet and rest right now, and plenty of it. I know ye want tae see her, but please, give her some space.

 

 

*: What's that!? Ye just gave them permission tae wed!? Yer Majesty! I understand ye're anxious, but please get a grip on yerself!

 

 

*: Your Majesty! What are you doing here at a time like this!?

 

 

*: ...What's that? You were just in the middle of giving Queen Eleanor and King Irwin permission to marry? Umm... Are you quite sure you're alright?

 

 

*: It's to be expected, I suppose. The lucky father-to-be himself rushed out in a panic not too long ago. Honestly, the both of you are as bad as one another!

 

 

*: Ah... Ah... Ah-CHOO!

 

 

 

*: Forgive me, Yer Majesty! The maid who brings yer dinner dropped a pot of pepper, and now I cannae stop sneezing!

 

 

*: I just hope none of it drifts intae the Queen's room. I'm sure she's having a hard enough time of it already. Ah-Ah-Ah...CHOOO!

 

 

 

*: I cannae be the only one with an itchy nose, can I?

 

 

 

*: Ah, Yer Majesty! It's almost time! I bet ye cannae wait tae meet yer new grandchild! It'll be the bonniest baby ever born, I'm sure of it!

 

 

*: Yer Majesty, is everything alright? Ye're looking a wee bit befuddled, if ye dinnae mind my saying so.

 

 

*: ...What's that ye say? Queen Eleanor and King Irwin lost forever more? Och, come now! It's the nerves talking, that's all!

 

 

*: Speaking of nerves, the father-tae-be seems more than a little jumpy himself. He went flying out of the throne room not long ago like a man possessed!

 

King Irwin

 

There you are, Lord Robert! I was hoping I might have the chance to speak with you about something before the child was born.

Rab

‘Before the child was born’...? Well, now... So it's the day of my grandson's birth, is it...? Now there's a thing...

King Irwin

Y-Your Majesty?

Rab

...Sorry, lad—ye were saying there was something ye wanted to discuss?

King Irwin

Aye. It's the child's name. I've been having trouble thinking of anything suitable.

 

King Irwin

So much trouble that it's been distracting me from everything else, if I'm honest...

 

King Irwin

I was wondering if you might see your way to reprising your role as king for a wee while so I can have some time to think it over?<yesno>

King Irwin

Please, Your Majesty. There's no one else I can ask. You'll be doing myself and your kingdom a great service—you'll do it, won't you?<yesno>

King Irwin

Thank you! Thank you so much! You'll not have much to do, I promise. There are just two items on the agenda for today...

 

King Irwin

The first is something you're more than used to—receiving those who seek a royal audience and giving them counsel. The Chief Minister will be on hand to help you with the most pressing issues.

 

King Irwin

The second is to make the rounds of the castle and assist anyone who needs your aid. The idea of the King aiding his subjects directly was, of course, something you yourself initiated during your reign.

 

King Irwin

I'll be by the fountain downstairs—it's where I do my best thinking. Once you've taken care of the day's business, please come and find me. I'm truly grateful to you for agreeing to do this.

 

*: Yer Majesty! The Queen needs quiet and rest right now, and plenty of it. I know ye want tae see her, but please, give her some space.

 

Rab

Hang about, this isnae where the King parks his backside! He sits on the next one over! It's been so long, I'd clean forgotten!

Rab

Well, it seems that's my allotment of visitors for the day. I'd better have a wee wander round the castle and see that there's no one who needs my help.

Rab

Well, it seems I've no more visitors and there's no one else in the castle who needs my help. Which means it must be time to see how Irwin's getting on...

 

This is the seat from which the King performs his royal duties. Sit down and get to work?<yesno>

Rab

Well, it seems that's my allotment of visitors for the day. I'd better have a wee wander round the castle and see that there's no one who needs my help.

Rab

Well, it seems I've no more visitors and there's no one else in the castle who needs my help. Which means it must be time to see how Irwin's getting on...

Rab

Well, it doesnae look like there's anyone else in the castle in need of help...

 

Rab

Which means all I need to do is nip to the throne room and dispense a wee bit of wisdom, then I can go and see Irwin.

Rab

Well, it doesnae look like there's anyone else in the castle in need of help...

 

Rab

And I've been and dispensed my infinite wisdom in the throne room too, which means it's time to go and have a wee word with Irwin. He said he'd be by the fountain...

 

*: Now, let us commence with today's itinerary. As you know, your role is to hear out those who come before you, and use your wisdom to give counsel as the representative of the crown of Dundrasil.

 

*: Your Majesty, let me first express to you my gratitude for granting me this audience. I have travelled all the way from the kingdom of Sniflheim to seek it.

 

 

*: The matter I wish to bring before you today has been greatly exercising the ruler of my land. He very much desires to seek the counsel of the crown of Dundrasil, paragon of peace and prosperity.

Rab

Go on...

 

*: It regards a royal treasure that has been handed down from generation to generation of our royal line. It is known as the Blue Orb, and alas, it has vanished, presumed stolen.

 

 

*: King Gustaf has used every means at his disposal to try to identify the thief and recover this most precious heirloom, but to no avail.

 

 

*: However, a list of likely culprits has been identified—four, to be precise. Sadly, there is insufficient evidence to conclusively identify the thief. And so, we find ourselves at an impasse...

Rab

So ye need to whittle down your list of suspects, but ye've no clear means by which to do so? Alright, let's have a wee think...

Rab

The first thing is to identify the likely motive. What reason might a person have to want to get their mitts on this Blue Orb?

 

For the money.

 

For the excitement.

Rab

A treasure like that would bring in a pretty penny, I'll warrant. Aye, that'll be why the thief did it. Now...

Rab

The world's full of bad eggs who love nothing more than doing wrong for wrong's own sake. They get a sick thrill out of it. Aye, that's sure to be why they did it. Now...

Rab

Next, we've tae consider the matter of means. Ye cannae just walk in off the street and help yerself tae the pride of the royal treasure house. So what kind of person could've done it?

 

An expert lock picker.

 

A master of disguise.

Rab

Aye, ye couldnae break into the kind of place they'd keep something that valuable unless ye'd picked a lock or two in yer time. Which leads me to conclude...

Rab

Aye, that'll be it. The thief must have disguised himself as a guard or suchlike and strolled right on in without anyone looking at him twice. Which leads me to conclude...

Rab

 

...That our culprit is a professional thief who did it for the money!

 

Rab

So what I recommend doing is lining up the suspects, telling them that it turns out the Blue Orb isn't worth a thing, and taking a good, hard look at their faces when ye do so.

 

Rab

Once they hear that they risked everything for a useless bauble that isnae worth a penny, the thief's face will turn to thunder, ye can be sure of it!

 

*: A marvellous display of deductive reasoning, Your Majesty! With your blessing, I shall return to Sniflheim and inform King Gustaf of your counsel! This is your final judgement on the matter, I take it?<yesno>

 

*: I see. So there are further lines of inquiry you wish to pursue? Very well. I look forward to hearing what they might be.

Rab

Aye, it's always best to be thorough with these things. Let's think it through again from the start, shall we?

Rab

 

...That our culprit is an experienced professional thief!

 

Rab

Go back and line up your suspects. Tell them that the orb they stole was a fake, and that whoever took it must have been an amateur and a fool!

 

Rab

Any innocent party will surely see the funny side, but one person certainly won't crack a smile—the veteran whose skills ye've called into question.

 

*: A marvellous display of deductive reasoning, Your Majesty! With your blessing, I shall return to Sniflheim and inform King Gustaf of your counsel! This is your final judgement on the matter, I take it?<yesno>

 

*: I see. So there are further lines of inquiry you wish to pursue? Very well. I look forward to hearing what they might be.

Rab

Aye, it's always best to be thorough with these things. Let's think it through again from the start, shall we?

Rab

 

...That our culprit is a nimble-fingered thief who did it purely for the thrill!

 

Rab

Line up the suspects and tell them that stealing the Orb was a piece of cake compared to what you're about to present them with. Then give them a really tricky puzzle and challenge them to complete it.

 

Rab

Your culprit won't be able to resist the challenge—they'll not rest until they've cracked it!

 

*: A marvellous display of deductive reasoning, Your Majesty! With your blessing, I shall return to Sniflheim and inform King Gustaf of your counsel! This is your final judgement on the matter, I take it?<yesno>

 

*: I see. So there are further lines of inquiry you wish to pursue? Very well. I look forward to hearing what they might be.

Rab

Aye, it's always best to be thorough with these things. Let's think it through again from the start, shall we?

Rab

 

...That our culprit is a mischievous monster that can change its form at will!

 

Rab

What ye need to do is line up the suspects and sprinkle a wee bit of holy water on their heads. Yer culprit'll sing like a canary rather than put up with that!

 

*: A marvellous display of deductive reasoning, Your Majesty! With your blessing, I shall return to Sniflheim and inform King Gustaf of your counsel! This is your final judgement on the matter, I take it?<yesno>

 

*: I see. So there are further lines of inquiry you wish to pursue? Very well. I look forward to hearing what they might be.

Rab

Aye, it's always best to be thorough with these things. Let's think it through again from the start, shall we?

 

*: The kingdom of Sniflheim owes you a great debt, Your Majesty! I shall journey back there immediately and share your shrewd insights with the King!

 

The envoy from Sniflheim hurries home looking very pleased indeed!

 

*: I must commend you on your wise counsel, Lord Robert. Your advice will doubtless lead to the unmasking of the rogue who stole the treasure. Now, shall we move on to the next matter?<yesno>

 

*: Very well. Return here to the throne room and resume the seat of authority when you wish to continue with your royal duties.

 

*: Very good, Your Majesty. Then without further delay, let me present you with the next problem requiring your attention...

 

*: The Sultan of Gallopolis salutes the mighty kingdom of Dundrasil and all its people, and sends this, a missive penned by his most exalted hand! Ahem...

 

‘Your Majesty, I trust that this message finds you well. Word of the continued triumphs and glories of your kingdom reaches us on a daily basis.

 

‘In truth, I write seeking your counsel for this very reason—as you may know, the sultanate has suffered a prolonged heatwave. The land is parched, and we fear for this year's harvest.

 

‘As ruler of a realm of plenty, I beseech you, share with us the secrets of your prosperity, that we might avert disaster. I await your reply by return of rider. Your humble servant, the Sultan of Gallopolis.’

 

*: ...The message ends there. I do not wish to pressure you, Your Majesty, but His Excellency the Sultan was most desirous of a swift response.

Rab

Och, it sounds like they've got themselves in a pretty pickle over there, eh? Well, I'd better see what I can do to help then, hadn't I?

Rab

Drought-prevention advice, eh? Hmm... Can't say it's a problem we've ever faced over this way, if I'm honest...

Rab

Well, let's start with the basics, shall we? If I'm to write a reply, I'll need to decide on the tone of the letter first...

 

Unfailingly gracious.

 

Somewhat stern.

Rab

Aye, that's probably the best way to go, eh. Now to the tricky part—what to do in a drought. Let's weigh up the options...

 

Offer some conventional wisdom.

 

Think outside the box.

Rab

...Right! That's it! I've got it!

 

Rab

Quick, take this down before I forget it!

 

*: Y-Yes, Your Majesty! Ready when you are!

 

‘My Dear Sultan, I understand that your kingdom is at risk of a severe drought. Put simply, this is a test from on high, and any ruler worthy of the name must be able to rise to such a challenge.

 

‘I do not wish to sound unduly harsh, but rather than asking the rulers of other kingdoms for help, you must look closer to home. You must believe in yourself and in your people.

 

‘Lead them. Inspire them. Encourage them to till the soil with all their hearts, and new crops shall surely spring forth given time. But you must be strong—you must be a beacon in this time of need.’

 

‘My Dear Sultan, I understand that your country is at risk of a terrible drought. Well, fear not, for help is at hand.

 

‘We would be only too happy to open our storehouses and supply you with our surplus grain to make up for any shortfall you may suffer. Naturally, we would expect no compensation.

 

‘For you are our brothers and sisters, and were we ever in the same position, we would expect no less in return. If we cannot come to one another's aid in times of strife, then truly we are lost.’

 

‘My Dear Sultan, I understand that your kingdom is at risk of a severe drought. Put simply, there are limits to what one can do in such a situation.

 

‘Might I suggest that you take a leaf out of the book of the tribes of ancient times? I speak, of course, of the sacred ritual of the rain dance.

 

‘Only the chief of the tribe—you, in other words—may perform it. Belly dance for three days and three nights without rest or sustenance before the den of a dragon. Then, and only then, might you be saved.’

 

‘My Dear Sultan, I understand your kingdom is suffering a bout of searingly hot weather. No doubt sales of ice cream and swimsuits are going through the roof!

 

‘Of course, I do not wish to make light of your predicament. I simply wish to show you that by changing the way you think about something, you can turn a crisis into an opportunity.

 

‘What I suggest is that you inspire your people to think of radical new ways of cooling down. Leave it to their imaginations and see what they come up with—hopefully it will involve swimsuits, and lots of them!’

Rab

...That's the one! Get that all written up in yer best fancy handwriting on one of those nice scrolls!

 

*: A marvellous missive, Your Majesty, if you don't mind me saying. Now, just to confirm—you're happy for me to write down what you just said and send it off to the Sultan?<yesno>

 

*: Changed your mind, eh? Well, that is, of course your royal prerogative. Let's begin again, shall we?

 

*: Excellent! We'll send it back to Gallopolis with the rider right away! Now, shall we have them send in the next visitor?<yesno>

 

*: Very well. Return here to the throne room and resume the seat of authority when you wish to continue with your royal duties.

 

*: Very good, Your Majesty! Then without further delay, let me present you with the next problem that requires your attention...

 

*: As I'm sure you're aware, there are pugilistic tournaments held regularly in the town of Octagonia where fighters from all four corners of the world compete to prove their worth.

 

 

*: Naturally, there is no shortage of young hopefuls keen to represent Dundrasil in the next grand event of this kind. To that end, I wish to present you with our kingdom's three final candidates.

 

 

*: Who better than a fighting man like yourself, Lord Robert, to assess their potential? If it please Your Majesty, could you step forward and pick the one you think might be a champion in the making?

 

*: Where are you going, Your Majesty!? Please engage each pugilist in conversation and choose the one you wish to represent the kingdom!

 

*: A fine choice, Your Majesty! I knew a discerning eye like yours would sort the champs from the chaff! Your pick is brimming with brute strength—he can shred steel with his bare hands!

 

*: Ye're pickin' me, are ye? Eh, that's pure deid brilliant, that is! Ye won't regret it—my opponents will, though! Hurgh hurgh hurgh! So we're good to go, aye?<yesno>

 

*: Gah, make yer mind up, will ye! Ye got me all worked up there! Well, ye'll regret not pickin' me, I'll tell ye that for nothin'.

 

*: Amazin'! I won't let ye down, I promise! I'll tear those daft wee nyaffs limb from limb and do Dundrasil proud, just you wait and see!

 

*: Marvellous work, Your Majesty. So just to confirm, you're happy to put this hard-hitting specimen forward to represent Dundrasil?<yesno>

 

*: Ach, for—! Ahem... Very well, Your Majesty. Then could I trouble you to make another selection?

 

*: Very good, Your Majesty. Victory for Dundrasil is assured! All we need to do now is await our triumphant victor's return!

 

*: A typically discerning choice, Your Majesty! This fellow is blessed with that rarest of fighting talents—luck. He's made it through all of his qualifying bouts without conceding a round.

 

*: I, I'm afraid I'm not exactly b-brimming with confidence, Your Majesty. But if you p-pick me, I'll c-c-cross my fingers really, really hard and hope for the best! So come on, what d-do you say?<yesno>

 

*: Oh. I don't blame you, to be honest. I mean, who picks a ninety-seven-pound weakling to represent their kingdom? Ah, well. I guess my luck finally ran out...

 

*: Woo-hoo! Seems my luck hasn't run out yet! Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity, Your Majesty! I'm going to cross my fingers and pray myself silly from now until the day of the tournament!

 

*: Fine work, Your Majesty. So, may I confirm that you wish to put forward this fortunate candidate to represent the kingdom?<yesno>

 

*: Ach, for—! Ahem... Very well, Your Majesty. Then could I trouble you to make another selection?

 

*: Marvellous! Let us hope that fickle fortune will favour us on the day of the tournament!

 

*: An...interesting choice indeed, Your Majesty. This one's a real wild one, without a shred of decency or compassion for his fellow fighter—an animal who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

 

*: Grrr... I can't bear some of the things people say about me, you know. I'm not that bad, honestly. So, are you going to choose me or what?<yesno>

 

*: Grrr... Oh well. I suppose I'll just have to grin and bear it. This is meant to be a tournament for humans, after all. They're welcome to it...

 

*: That's grrreat, Your Majesty! Just wait till I tell the cubs!

 

*: ...Very good, Your Majesty. But...are you certain you wish to put forward an animal without a shred of mercy to represent your kingdom?<yesno>

 

*: ...I thought as much. Then would you be so good as to begin the selection process again?

 

*: Well, it's your choice, I suppose. I think we can be confident of victory, at least. Surely no one will be able to stand up to our boy's unbridled savagery! Ho ho ho!

 

*: Please, Your Majesty, if you would be so kind as to engage each of the candidates in conversation and pick the one who catches your eye.

 

*: W-Wait a moment, Your Majesty! Y-You're not seriously suggesting...? No, surely not! You can't be p-p-picking me...can you?<yesno>

 

*: ...Phew! I thought you were serious for a moment there! If you would be good enough to get down to the business of picking your actual candidate, that would be wonderful.

 

*: Noooooo! I, I mean, really, Your Majesty? You jest, surely? Yes, of course you do! ...Don't you? Please tell me you're joking...<yesno>

 

*: Thank goodness for that! I should have known it was simply your roguish sense of humour! Now, if you could apply yourself to the serious business of selecting the finest fighter...

 

*: B— I... (sigh) If that is your decision, then far be it from me to question it... (gulp) I shall gird my loins, flex my muscles and...enter the ring with the most brutal warriors in all the world... (whimper)

 

*: I'm happy to report that this concludes all your royal duties for today—those here in the throne room, at least.

 

*: But as I believe King Irwin mentioned, there may be troubled souls elsewhere in the castle who require your assistance. May I suggest that you take a little stroll around the grounds?

 

 

*: Oh, but before you depart, allow me to say that it was an absolute pleasure to witness you at work today. Truly, it has been far too long. It's safe to say your kingly judgement is as sharp as it ever was!

 

*: It seems you have discharged your royal duties with aplomb, Your Majesty. King Irwin will be pleased. Might I suggest that you go and inform him that your work is done?

 

 

*: And may I also say that it has been an absolute pleasure to witness your fine regal mind at work today. It was just like old times!

 

*: Your Majesty, the King has apprised me of the situation.

 

 

*: If you would be so kind as to take a seat on the throne when you are ready to begin discharging your royal duties.

 

 

*: You will be welcoming visitors from other kingdoms, and dealing with various matters of state, both trivial and momentous.

 

 

*: King Irwin will be deeply grateful for any assistance you can offer, I am sure. And speaking personally, it will be a pleasure to work with you again, Your Majesty.

 

*: I am pleased to report that your royal duties here in the throne room are done, Your Majesty.

 

 

*: However, there may well be troubled souls around the castle requiring your assistance. Why not take a stroll around and see?

 

*: Marvellous work, Your Majesty. I understand that you have taken care of all the royal duties for the day.

 

 

*: Perhaps you should go and give King Irwin the good news. I believe you will find him in his favourite spot by the fountain.

 

*: Ye're looking mighty purposeful, Yer Majesty! Have ye some important business afoot? It's nice tae see ye stridin' round the castle wi' the air of a man in charge again. Takes me right back tae the old days.

 

 

*: Your Majesty, you were always known as a wise ruler—one who knew a thing or two about a thing or two. Well, I was wondering if I might be bold enough to make a small request of you.

 

 

*: If you don't mind, I would very much like to ask you some questions in order to see your formidable intellect at work. So what do you say? Will you indulge me?<yesno>

 

*: Oh... I see... Well, should you change your mind, I shall be here with my questions at the ready!

 

*: Why, thank you, Your Majesty! Now, without further ado, let me set you some posers!

 

 

*: All I require is that you, in your infinite wisdom, supply me with a simple ‘True’ or ‘False’ in response to each one. Ready? Here we go!

 

 

*: True or false: you, Lord Robert, are in fact the youngest of three brothers.<yesno>

 

*: B-But Your Majesty, surely you jest! You cannot seriously have forgotten how many siblings you have? No, you are merely teasing me, I am certain of it.

 

 

*: I know you have always enjoyed a good laugh, but I would humbly request that next time you take my questions seriously, and answer truthfully to the very best of your ability.

 

*: Correct! But that was too easy, was it not? Let's give you a sterner challenge for the second question. Here it comes...

 

 

*: True or false: the Purple Orb is one of the royal treasures of Sniflheim.<yesno>

 

*: It's good...but it's not quite right! The name of the famed orb handed down through generations of the Sniflheim royal family since time immemorial is, of course...the Blue Orb!

 

 

*: I know you are trying to conceal the truth about the fathomless depths of your knowledge by deliberately giving me wrong answers, but there is no need to be so humble, Your Majesty!

 

 

*: I beg of you, do not hide your light under a bushel next time! Let it shine bright!

 

*: Correct! Bravo! Now, I can tell you want more of a challenge, so let's increase the difficulty a little!

 

 

*: True or false: the Drasilian sovereign we use as currency in our kingdom is worth ten Drasilian shillings.<yesno>

 

*: I'm afraid that was incorrect. Are you sure you aren't doing this on purpose, Your Majesty?

 

 

*: All I wish is to see your towering intellect at work. I hope that you will oblige me next time by proving that you do in fact know the answers.

 

*: Correct! I can see that you are champing at the bit in anticipation of more testing questions! Well, let us see how you enjoy this one...

 

 

*: True or false: the Sultan of Gallopolis has a single son upon whom he dotes excessively.<yesno>

 

*: Oh dear, Your Majesty! Surely you are aware that the Sultan has not yet been blessed with a child?

 

 

*: It seems you are unwilling to give free rein to your immense intellect. I very much hope the next time you take on this challenge, there will be no such restraint.

 

*: Correct! But of course, that comes as no surprise to you, Your Majesty. You have cruised effortlessly to my very final question...

 

 

*: True or false: in addition to the four great kingdoms that make up Erdrea, there was once a fifth.<yesno>

 

*: Such a shame! He falls at the final hurdle! I suppose even a man of learning such as yourself is not infallible.

 

 

*: But I sense that you have not shown me the true extent of your formidable wisdom. Should you wish to pick up the gauntlet once more, I shall be only too happy to pepper you with stumpers!

 

*: Oh! You did it, Your Majesty! You answered every single question correctly! But then, I expected nothing less! Truly, I have witnessed an epic feat of intellectual prowess!

 

 

*: I shall never forget what I have observed here today! The sight of a matchless mind spreading its wings and taking flight is something I shall take to the grave! Here—a small token of my appreciation...

 

 

Rab acquires a seed of magic!

 

*: This has been both a humbling and inspiring experience, Your Majesty. I intend to hit the books and memorise yet more obscure trivia, that I might one day reach your heady heights!

 

*: This has been both a humbling and inspiring experience, Your Majesty. I intend to hit the books and memorise yet more obscure trivia, that I might one day reach your heady heights!

 

*: Ah, Your Majesty! Would I be right in assuming you wish to test yourself with my barrage of questions once more?<yesno>

 

*: Not long now, Your Majesty! I am quite sure the newest addition to the royal family will be a huge asset to the kingdom! Ah, but you must forgive my excitement—I almost forgot my priestly duties...

 

*: Och, I cannae wait for the wee one tae be born! I'm getting that excited, ye'd think it was my own flesh and blood!

 

*: Good day tae ye, Yer Majesty. If ye're looking for King Irwin, he's in his usual spot by the fountain down below. It looks like he's got a lot on his mind...

 

*: I reckon it'll be a wee girl! And with a mother as lovely as Queen Eleanor, she'll be as cute as a button!

 

*: I just know it's gonnae be a wee boy! And with a dad like that, I bet he'll grow up big and strong!

 

*: Forgive me for bothering ye with such a trifling matter, Yer Majesty, but I have a...wee problem I'd very much like tae ask yer advice about.

 

 

*: The truth is, there's someone in the castle who's caught my eye, but I just cannae muster the courage tae tell them how I feel.

 

 

*: Anyway, I had an idea—and I know it sounds like I'm out of my tree—but what if they got flowers delivered by none other than...yerself? I reckon they'd be over the moon! So...what d'ye say?<yesno>

 

*: ...Fair enough. I suppose it was a bit of a hare-brained scheme. Sorry tae have troubled ye, Yer Majesty.

 

*: Ye'll do it!? Really!? Wow! I dinnae quite know what tae say! Ye're a star! Oh, before I forget—here they are!

 

Rab receives a pretty posy!

 

*: Now, how can I begin tae describe my true love, my peach, the apple of my eye and captor of my heart? ...Well, they're in the castle, they're wearing green—oh, and they've got red hair. Good luck!

 

*: I hate tae be a pain, Yer Majesty, but if ye could see yer way tae delivering those flowers tae my true love, I'd be in yer debt forever. Go on, what d'ye say?<yesno>

 

*: If ye're having trouble finding the object of my affections, just remember: green outfit, red hair. And they're somewhere in the castle. Best of luck, Yer Majesty!

 

*: I hate tae break it tae ye, Yer Majesty...but ye delivered the flowers tae the wrong person!

 

 

*: But every cloud has a silver lining and all that—I ended up speaking tae the person ye gave them tae so I could explain the mix-up, and it turns out she's my long-lost mother!

 

 

*: I owe it all tae you, Yer Majesty! If ye hadnae agreed tae do me this favour, I might have gone tae the grave without ever seeing my ma again! Words cannae express how grateful I am...but maybe this can!

 

 

Rab receives a pretty betsy!

 

*: May I say that it's been a privilege tae see ye working yer magic, Yer Majesty! Serving you, yer family and all of the people of Dundrasil is truly an honour!

 

*: Y-Yer Majesty, ye'll never believe what's happened! The man ye gave my flowers tae has only gone and offered me a hundred thousand gold coins if I let him keep them!

 

 

*: Tae think I just pulled them from the ground because they caught my eye! Well, I'd be mad not tae sell them, don't ye think?

 

 

*: I thought nothing was more precious than true love, but let's face it—I cannae turn down that much gold, can I? I'm rich, and it's all thanks tae you, Yer Majesty! Please, this is the least I can do...

 

 

Rab receives a pretty betsy!

 

*: Ye looked at what others saw as just ordinary flowers, and knew there was someone out there who thought differently—very differently! Ye're every bit as wise as they say, Yer Majesty!

 

*: Y-Yer Majesty! Thanks so much! The light of love has dawned in my life, and it's all thanks tae you!

 

 

*: Tae think ye'd take the time tae help a lowly soldier like yours truly... Words cannae express how grateful I am—but maybe this can!

 

 

Rab receives a pretty betsy!

 

*: Ye're a real man of the people, Yer Majesty! I'll never forget what ye've done for me as long as I live!

 

*: May I say that it's been a privilege tae see ye working yer magic, Yer Majesty! Serving you, yer family and all of the people of Dundrasil is truly an honour!

 

*: Ye looked at what others saw as just ordinary flowers, and knew there was someone out there who thought differently—very differently! Ye're every bit as wise as they say, Yer Majesty!

 

*: Ye're a real man of the people, Yer Majesty! I'll never forget what ye've done for me as long as I live!

 

*: Oh, hello, Yer Majesty! Ye must be very excited about the new addition tae the family!

 

*: Oh, hello, Yer Majesty! Ye must be very excited about the new addition tae the family!

 

This woman has red hair and a green dress. She could be the object of the lovesick guard's affections.

 

 

Present her with the pretty posy?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, what lovely flowers! Are ye really giving them to me, Yer Majesty?

Rab

Aye, but they're not from me. A young guard asked me to give them to ye.

 

*: Well, well! I don't know what I've done tae deserve this, but I'd better thank that fine young fellow! Do you happen tae know where he is?

 

Rab tells the woman where to find the lovesick guard, and she hurries off to thank him.

 

*: Och, I don't know how tae thank you, Yer Majesty!

 

*: You must be very excited about the baby, Your Majesty! I know I am—in fact, I've prepared a beautiful bouquet of flowers to present to Queen Eleanor! I run an exclusive florist's, don't you know!

 

*: You must be very excited about the baby, Your Majesty! I know I am—in fact, I've prepared a beautiful bouquet of flowers to present to Queen Eleanor! I run an exclusive florist's, don't you know!

 

This man has red hair and is dressed in green. He might be the person the lovesick guard wants you to deliver the flowers to.

 

 

Present him with the pretty posy?<yesno>

 

*: Y-Your Majesty, do you have any idea what you've just given me!? These are the rarest flowers in the entire world—they only bloom once every thousand years! Where did you find them?

Rab

Oh, I didn't find them. It was one of the palace guards. He asked me to deliver them for him.

 

*: I see. Well, I have no idea who the young man in question is, or what his intentions might be, but I simply must speak to him. Do you happen to know where he is?

 

Rab tells the man where to find the lovesick guard, and he hurries off to speak to him.

 

*: Extraordinary! It seems this young man picked these flowers without having the first clue what they were! Personally, I think a higher power might be at work.

 

 

*: Well, however he got hold of them, I simply have to have them for my shop! And I'm willing to pay too! A hundred thousand gold coins should do it!

 

*: (sigh) King Irwin and Queen Eleanor always look so happy. Well, that's true love for ye. I wish it could happen tae me, but I suppose that's hoping for too much...

 

*: (sigh) King Irwin and Queen Eleanor always look so happy. Well, that's true love for ye. I wish it could happen tae me, but I suppose that's hoping for too much...

 

This woman has red hair and a green dress. She might be the object of the lovesick guard's affections.

 

 

Present her with the pretty posy?<yesno>

 

*: Waaah! Are ye really giving these tae me, Yer Majesty!? I, I'm very flattered, but, well...I've never really gone for older men, and—

Rab

Hold on a wee second, lassie! These aren't from me! I'm delivering them on behalf of a certain young admirer of yours.

 

*: Is that so...? Well, I must say they're very beautiful. Very beautiful indeed... Aye, this is a sign, alright. Where might I find this young man?

 

Rab tells the woman where to find the lovesick guard, and she hurries off to talk to him.

 

*: I don't know how tae thank you, Yer Majesty! Tae think that my true love was right here all along!

 

 

*: Imagine not being able tae summon the nerve tae give me the flowers himself! Bless! I've always found shy men so adorable!

 

*: I'm sorry, Yer Majesty, but I cannae let ye go that way. The maids are busy cleaning, ye see.

 

 

*: Sorry, Yer Majesty. The floors have just been polished, so I cannae let ye walk on them. We wouldnae want ye slipping and cracking yer heid now, would we?

 

 

*: If ye're looking for King Irwin, he's over by the fountain.

 

 

*: I'd not bother going through there if I were you, Yer Majesty.

 

 

*: Unless there's a special occasion, the banqueting hall's just a big, empty space.

 

King Irwin

Ah, Lord Robert! Your timing is almost uncanny!

 

King Irwin

I've just this second managed to come up with the perfect name for the new baby at last! Without you, I wouldn't have had the time to properly mull it over. You've no idea how much of a help you've been.

 

King Irwin

Since we've both finished with our business for the day, why don't we head back to the throne room and wait for the good news?<yesno>

King Irwin

Oh. You still have royal duties to attend to, I suppose? Well, I never doubted your dedication. Very well. Just let me know when you're done.

King Irwin

Really? But you've no more royal duties to attend to that I know of... Well, whatever it is you're up to, just let me know when you're done.

King Irwin

I've come up with the perfect name for our new arrival! I couldn't have done it without you, Lord Robert! You have my sincerest gratitude.

 

*: We're rushed off our feet getting everything ready for the new arrival!

 

 

*: We need tae get the castle spick and span for the little one—first impressions and all that!

 

*: Good day to you, Lord Robert! I expect you're going to be putting on a lavish party to celebrate the birth of your first grandchild. I do hope I'll be on the guest list!

 

*: Aye, this is big news alright—the next in line tae the throne of Dundrasil is on the way! Folks from all around the world will be dying tae know if it's a wee lad or a wee lassie.

 

*: Ah, Your Majesty! Cometh the hour, cometh the man! We're in the middle of a wee culinary emergency, you see, and we could do with the assistance of someone such as yourself. A...gastronome, shall we say?

 

 

*: A butter-fingered fool of a maid managed to drop the very last pot of pepper from the castle larder, and it smashed and went everywhere.

 

 

*: I'm sure you can imagine what the guards will say when they sit down to their neeps and tatties and there's no seasoning to be had! There'll be uproar! Please, Your Majesty—help us in our hour of need!<yesno>

 

*: Och, that's a real shame! Well, if you change your mind at all, you know where I'll be.

 

 

*: Excellent! I knew you wouldn't let us down! Now if you wouldn't mind searching the castle, we need something nice and pungent we can use instead of pepper.

 

 

*: I was thinking some of the plants around the castle might yield something useful. It's certainly worth a look, anyway.

 

 

*: But don't restrict your search to plants alone—you never know where the perfect condiment might be hiding. Well, I trust your judgement, Your Majesty. Happy hunting!

 

 

*: There's bound to be something somewhere we can use instead of pepper. Have a good rummage round and see what you can turn up. I trust your judgement, Your Majesty! I know you're a man of taste!

 

 

*: Actually, I have a vague recollection of a plant with a spicy smell growing somewhere in the castle. Perhaps you could try sniffing it out?

 

 

*: You did us proud, Your Majesty! Thanks to you, we managed to serve the guards their neeps and tatties with the little extra kick they love!

 

 

*: I had every faith that a man of taste and distinction such as yourself would find the perfect ingredient!

 

 

*: To be honest, Your Majesty, when you first handed me those berries, I wasn't completely convinced. But it just goes to show how little I know!

 

 

*: Thanks to your superior culinary insight, we managed to come up with an original new twist on neeps and tatties for the guards' dinner.

 

 

*: I must confess, when you presented me with your pepper substitute I was a little concerned, but the cooks worked their culinary magic and came up with an utterly astounding new dish!

 

 

*: We would never have thought of using an ingredient like that in a million years. It took a true visionary such as yourself to show us the way!

 

Rab

(sniff sniff) Aye, this plant's leaves have a pungent pong alright. I'm pretty sure ye could dry them and use them to cook with. They'd be sure to add a wee bit of spice to the mix.

 

Rab

Hmm... I'm sure there are other things ye could use instead of pepper, but this doesnae seem like a bad option to me...

 

Put the leaf forward as your suggested substitute?<yesno>

 

*: Mmm! This might just work! Aye, I reckon this could make a pretty interesting alternative to pepper. Well, only one way to find out!

 

 

*: I knew you wouldnae let us down, Your Majesty! Here's a little token of appreciation on behalf of all the kitchen staff...

 

 

Rab receives a seed of strength!

 

The cooks in the castle kitchen use the leaf Rab brought them to make a pleasantly spicy batch of neeps and tatties for the guards' dinner!

Rab

Hmm... I've a feeling I read somewhere that the berries from this plant are meant to taste a wee bit like pepper...

 

Rab

I'm sure there are other things ye could use instead of pepper, but this doesnae seem like a bad option to me...

 

Put the berries forward as your suggested substitute?<yesno>

 

*: Hmm... I struggle to believe that berries can taste much like pepper...but cooking isnae for the faint-hearted! Sometimes you have to just give things a go!

 

 

*: I knew you wouldnae let us down, Your Majesty! Here's a little token of appreciation on behalf of all the kitchen staff...

 

 

Rab receives a seed of strength!

 

The cooks in the castle kitchen use the berries Rab brought them to make a supremely spicy batch of neeps and tatties for the guards' dinner!

Rab

 

What's this down at the bottom of this basket here... Crikey, this takes me back! Is there any finer food than a peach pie decorated with a picture of a lovely wee bunny girl? Well, if there is, I've never seen it!

 

Rab

Now, I know it's not exactly what ye'd describe as peppery, but it would certainly spice things up a bit! And I reckon that lot in the kitchen could do with a wee challenge!

 

Put the pie forward as your suggested substitute?<yesno>

 

*: Y-You're serious, Your Majesty? You want us to use this as an ingredient in the guards' dinner? Well...why not? What's the worst that could happen?

 

 

*: I knew you wouldnae let us down, Your Majesty! Here's a little token of appreciation on behalf of all the kitchen staff...

 

 

Rab receives a seed of strength!

 

The cooks in the castle kitchen use the peach pie Rab brought them to recreate a legendary Drasilian recipe and serve it for the guards' dinner!

 

*: (sniff) It's all my fault! I was the one who dropped the pepper pot! It's a calamity! What will we do without pepper!?

 

*: Ye saved the day, Yer Majesty! Thank you! I promise I'll never drop another pot of pepper as long as I live!

 

 

*: I'm famished! It sounds like there's been some kind of problem in the kitchen, but surely they can serve us something before we all starve tae death?

 

*: Ahh, this is delicious! Reminds me of my auld ma's cooking. And I hear you were the man behind the secret ingredient!

 

 

*: Well, I'd forgotten how much a wee bit of spice can put a spring in yer step. Thank you, Yer Majesty!

 

*: Jings! This isnae half spicy! But I just cannae stop eating it!

 

 

*: I mean, I know ye warned me about the heat and all, but I wasnae expecting it tae blow my head off!

 

*: Mmm! This isnae much tae look at, but it tastes great! Thank you, Yer Majesty! I hear you were the man behind the secret ingredient!

 

 

*: I must admit, I didnae really think I'd ever get tae taste these legendary recipes everyone keeps banging on about...but I'm glad I did!

 

*: My tummy's rumbling so loudly I cannae hear myself think! How are we supposed tae train without a good feed?

 

*: (munch gulp) Ahh, this is my favourite! A Drasilian classic! Thanks for making it happen, Yer Majesty!

 

*: Och, this is blowin' my socks off! It's the tastiest scran I've had in a long while! Thanks for making it happen, Yer Majesty!

 

*: Mmm, whatever the secret ingredient is, it's amazing! They call this a legendary dish, and now I know why!

Rab

Something tells me I should follow that lassie in the bunny ears...

Rab

I'd probably better follow that lassie with the bunny ears...

Rab

Hang on! Ye're getting mixed up, Rab—that lassie went into the room on the other side.

Rab

Hm? Why's it so quiet?

Rab

Where'd everybody go? They cannae have left without telling me...can they?

<pc>

Come on, Grampa! Follow me!

Queen Eleanor

<pc> wants to take his grampa round and show him off to everybody. Don't keep him waiting, will you, Father?

King Irwin

Well-wishers have gathered from every corner of the land to celebrate your birthday with you. There could be no clearer display of the high esteem you are held in.

 

King Gustaf

Happy birthday, old friend! There shall be many more yet, of that I have no doubt! Keh heh heh!

 

King Gustaf

Happy birthday, old friend! There shall be many more yet, of that I have no doubt! Keh heh heh!

 

King Gustaf

Oh, and thank you once again for your invaluable advice regarding that terrible Blue Orb business.

 

King Gustaf

Thanks to you, we got our man, and I am happy to say that he confessed to everything and turned over a new leaf. He is now making use of his knowledge of thievery to protect our royal treasures!

 

King Gustaf

Happy birthday, old friend! There shall be many more yet, of that I have no doubt! Keh heh heh!

 

King Gustaf

Oh, and thank you once again for your invaluable advice regarding that terrible Blue Orb business.

 

King Gustaf

When we told the suspects that the orb was a fake, the culprit was so shocked that he collapsed in a tearful heap on the floor! It really was the most marvellous ruse!

 

King Gustaf

Happy birthday, old friend! There shall be many more yet, of that I have no doubt! Keh heh heh!

 

King Gustaf

Oh, and thank you once again for your invaluable advice regarding that terrible Blue Orb business.

We did as you suggested and presented the suspects with a puzzle so fiendish it has defeated our sharpest minds for centuries.

 

King Gustaf

Well, what happened next was extraordinary! The culprit immediately came forward and solved it within seconds! He then confessed to the crime, vowed to go straight and is now a well-respected scholar!

 

King Gustaf

Happy birthday, old friend! There shall be many more yet, of that I have no doubt! Keh heh heh!

 

King Gustaf

Oh, and thank you once again for your invaluable advice regarding that terrible Blue Orb business.

 

King Gustaf

We put your cunning plan into action and revealed that the culprit was a monster in disguise. And that is not all—we even discovered an intriguing new use for holy water...

 

King Gustaf

Truly, you did our kingdom a great service. I will not forget it.

 

 

*: Many happy returns of the day! All of us in Sniflheim look forward to a future of friendship and cooperation with you and the good people of Dundrasil!

 

 

*: Many happy returns of the day! All of us in Sniflheim look forward to a future of friendship and cooperation with you and the good people of Dundrasil!

 

 

*: In truth, I was very eager to meet you in person, Lord Robert. After all, you famously led us to the culprit in the Case of the Stolen Orb all those years ago.

 

 

*: Your understanding of the criminal mind is truly second to none. Who else would have thought of telling the suspects that the treasure they had stolen was a worthless bauble? Masterful, simply masterful!

 

 

*: Many happy returns of the day! In truth, I was most eager to meet you in person, Lord Robert, and congratulate you on your astounding skills as a sleuth!

 

 

*: Unless I am very much mistaken, you were inspired by chapter three of the Ancient Chronicles of Nhou Wat. Truly, the breadth of your erudition is awe-inspiring!

 

 

*: I do not wish to exaggerate, but were you ever to write a record of all the knowledge you have acquired in your life, I am sure it would amount to enough volumes to fill every library in the world twice over!

 

 

*: Many happy returns of the day! All of us in Sniflheim look forward to a future of friendship and cooperation with you and the good people of Dundrasil!

 

 

*: In truth, I was very eager to meet you in person, Lord Robert. After all, you famously led us to the culprit in the Case of the Stolen Orb all those years ago.

 

 

*: The idea of giving the suspects a conundrum to solve was a stroke of genius! Using a puzzle to solve a puzzle—a truly beautiful solution!

 

 

*: Happy birthday, Lord Robert! We have come to congratulate you on this auspicious day on behalf of all the men, women and children of Sniflheim!

 

 

*: I...have a confession to make. Do you remember the case of the Blue Orb that was stolen some years ago? Well, it was I who stole it.

 

 

*: King Gustaf was good enough to allow me to guard the royal treasure house. It was the perfect way to make use of my experience as a thief—I knew just what to look for.

 

 

*: I never thought a worthless criminal like me could be given a second chance, but it really happened. And I owe it to you, Lord Robert. Thank you.

 

 

*: Happy birthday, Lord Robert! We have come to congratulate you on this auspicious day on behalf of all the men, women and children of Sniflheim!

 

 

*: In truth, I have long wanted to meet with you, a man who can only be adequately described as a living legend. All the scholars of Sniflheim have been inspired by your vast learning.

 

 

*: I...have a confession to make. Do you remember the case of the Blue Orb that was stolen some years ago? Well, it was I who stole it. But fear not—my thieving ways are behind me, I promise!

 

 

*: Upon my solving that unsolvable puzzle, King Gustaf, in his great wisdom and benevolence, elevated me to the role of scholar of the realm, and all was forgiven.

 

 

*: For that second chance, I will be eternally grateful. But it would never have happened if it had not been for you, Lord Robert. Thank you.

 

 

*: Lord Robert, it is an honour! No doubt you remember suggesting that we use holy water to reveal the culprit back when the Blue Orb was stolen. Well, that is not all that was revealed that day...

 

 

*: In the course of sprinkling holy water on the suspects, we discovered that it has extraordinary moisturising effects. Now everyone in Sniflheim uses it to prevent chapped lips in winter!

 

*: You will never guess who has now taken to using holy water as a moisturiser—none other than King Gustaf himself!

 

 

*: Ever since Princess Frysabel told him that he looked old enough to be her grandfather, he has had something of a complex about his wrinkles.

Sultan of Gallopolis

The heartiest of happy birthdays to you, old friend!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

May the bond between our kingdoms continue to flourish like the palms of the oasis after the rain! Ho ho ho!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

The heartiest of happy birthdays to you, old friend!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Dundrasil has always been a friend to Gallopolis. We owe you a great debt for the help you offered us when we were beset by drought.

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Upon your wise advice, all Gallopolis pulled together and weathered the crisis as one. I believe this experience made us stronger as a people. We have a bright future ahead of us thanks to you!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

The heartiest of happy birthdays to you, old friend!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Dundrasil has always been a friend to Gallopolis. We owe you a great debt for the help you offered us when we were beset by drought.

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Without your generous assistance, I fear our kingdom would not have survived. My people will never forget your kindness.

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

The heartiest of happy birthdays to you, old friend!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Dundrasil has always been a friend to Gallopolis. We owe you a great debt for the help you offered us when we were beset by drought.

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

I did as you counselled and performed a belly dance for three long days and nights. No sooner had I finished than the heavens opened! I shall never forget the relief that washed over me with the rain!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

The heartiest of happy birthdays to you, old friend!

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Dundrasil has always been a friend to Gallopolis. We owe you a great debt for the help you offered us when we were beset by drought.

 

Sultan of Gallopolis

Your idea of devising new ways for my people to cool down was inspired! It led to a new dance craze that helped keep everyone's spirits up—oh, and swimsuit sales went through the roof!

 

 

*: We have come all the way from Gallopolis to celebrate your birthday with an array of stunning stunts and thrilling skills!

 

*: It is an honour to meet you, Lord Robert! All Gallopolitans know you as the man who inspired the Sultan to guide us successfully through our time of drought!

 

 

*: It would be no exaggeration to say that you are the reason we are all alive and well, and can be here today. There are no words to express our gratitude—only circus stunts!

 

*: It is an honour to meet you, Lord Robert. All Gallopolitans know you as the man who offered us your kingdom's surplus grain without asking for any payment in return.

 

 

*: It would be no exaggeration to say that you are the reason we are all alive and well, and can be here today. There are no words to express our gratitude—only circus stunts!

 

*: It is an honour to meet you, Lord Robert. All Gallopolitans know you as the man who advised the Sultan to perform a rain dance in order to drive back the drought.

 

 

*: It would be no exaggeration to say that you are the reason we are all alive and well, and can be here today. There are no words to express our gratitude—only circus stunts!

 

*: What better way to celebrate the birthday of a truly marvellous man than with the most famous circus troupe in all Gallopolis?

 

*: Lord Robert, I am your humble servant. If you had not told the Sultan that the drought was a test, and that he must rise to the challenge, we might not have pulled through.

 

 

*: Gallopolis is a place where chivalry and honour are everything. We never forget those we are indebted to, that I promise you. You may rest assured that your name will live on in legend.

 

*: Lord Robert, I am your humble servant. If you had not so kindly donated your surplus grain, I shudder to think how many lives might have been lost to the drought. On behalf of all Gallopolis, I thank you.

 

 

*: Gallopolis is a place where chivalry and honour are everything. We never forget those we are indebted to, that I promise you. You may rest assured that your name will live on in legend.

 

*: Lord Robert, I am your humble servant. If you had not advised the Sultan to perform the sacred belly dance, I shudder to think how many lives might have been lost to the drought.

 

 

*: Gallopolis is a place where chivalry and honour are everything. We never forget those we are indebted to, that I promise you. You may rest assured that your name will live on in legend.

 

*: We are the coolest dancers you will ever meet: the Snow Girl Showgirls! Frosty reception guaranteed! So, Lord Robert, what do you say? Would you like to celebrate your birthday in style?<yesno>

 

*: Oh, now that is cold! Ah well, maybe next time? There is no need to be shy!

 

*: Brrr! I feel a cold front approaching! Close your eyes, and stay frosty!

 

*: Here we go...

 

 

*: Come, let me cool your fevered brow,

Hold still and I will show you how!

 

Rab is engulfed in a blast of delightfully icy air!

 

*: So, how are you feeling, Your Highness? Suitably chilled, I hope? I do hope there are no icicles on your eyelashes!

 

*: If ever you're feeling hot and bothered, we're the cure! We've come all the way from the burning desert to demonstrate the secret art of cooling down in even the hottest climes! Why not give it a try?

 

*: Many happy returns, Yer Majesty! I've brought some of my fightin' mates from Octagonia to help ye celebrate in style!

 

*: Many happy returns, Yer Majesty! I've brought some of my fightin' mates from Octagonia to help ye celebrate in style!

 

 

*: Oh, and I wanted tae thank ye again for pickin' me tae represent Dundrasil in the ring. I'm only sorry I didnae manage tae come back wi' the trophy. Guess I wasnae quite as tough as I thought...

 

 

*: Still, I learned a lot from my experience at the School o' Hard Knocks, and now I'm a half-decent grappler, even if I do say so myself. And I owe it all tae you for givin' me my big break!

 

*: I hope you're having a wonderful birthday! You know, I'm still grateful to you for picking me all those years ago.

 

 

*: I remember when I went to the tournament, I was scared out of my wits—all the other fighters looked so tough. I thought I didn't stand a chance.

 

 

*: But would you believe it, just before the tournament started, there was a torrential downpour and the whole thing was postponed. In the end, a lot of the toughest fighters caught colds and pulled out!

 

 

*: I managed to win a bunch of my matches by default because my opponents didn't show up! What a result! In the end, I was runner-up and I never had to throw a punch! What a stroke of luck, eh?

 

*: Many happy returns! I hope you're having a grrreat day! Oh, and I wanted to say thank you for picking me to represent Dundrasil all those years ago!

 

 

*: At first, it was pretty grizzly, I won't lie to you. When I entered the ring, the whole crowd booed. It was tough to bear.

 

 

*: But when they saw me in action, it gave them paws for thought. The crowd slowly warmed to me, and by the time I lifted the trophy, they were all right behind me! What an experience!

 

 

*: Not many people would have given an animal like me a chance, but you could see that I had something to give. On behalf of me and all the cubs, I want to thank you for what you did!

 

 

*: Happy birthday, Your Highness! What a marvellous occasion! I hope you don't mind, but I invited some young ladies I befriended back in Octagonia.

 

 

*: Ahh, I have so many happy memories of my time in the ring... When I first went, I presumed I would be fighting mano a mano, so to speak. Instead, it was a battle royale—a veritable free-for-all!

 

 

*: I used my diplomatic skills and discretion to remain above the fray while my rivals slugged it out, and in the mad melee they were good enough to knock each other unconscious, leaving me to claim victory!

 

*: Me an' me mates are the finest fighters in Octagonia, an' we came to wish you a very 'appy birthday, Yer Royalness!

 

*: Me an' me mates are the finest fighters in Octagonia, an' we came to wish you a very 'appy birthday, Yer Royalness!

 

 

*: Oh, an' if yer wonderin' 'oo let the likes of us crash yer party, it was that big lunk you sent off to represent Dundrasil in the tournament all them years ago. 'E's a credit to yer kingdom, 'e really is!

 

*: Me an' me mates are the finest fighters in Octagonia, an' we came to wish you a very 'appy birthday, Yer Royalness!

 

 

*: Oh, an' if yer wonderin' 'oo let the likes of us crash yer party, it was that lucky lad you sent off to represent Dundrasil in the tournament all them years ago. We're still talkin' about 'im, believe me!

 

*: Me an' me mates are the finest fighters in Octagonia, an' we came to wish you a very 'appy birthday, Yer Royalness!

 

 

*: Oh, an' if yer wonderin' 'oo let the likes of us crash yer party, it was that bloke you sent off to represent Dundrasil in the tournament all them years ago. 'E may look a bit uptight, but 'e's alright!

 

*: Happy birthday, Yer Majesty! I came all the way from Octagonia to help bulk up yer party!

 

*: I hope you don't mind, but I wanted to meet the man who picked the fighter who represented Dundrasil all those years ago. The guy's a good friend o' mine now, ya see.

 

 

*: I didn't see it at first meself, but you chose a bloke with limitless potential. I don't know if anyone's ever told you this before, but you've got a rare eye for folks' inner strengths.

 

*: I 'ope you don't mind, but I wanted to meet the man who picked the fighter who represented Dundrasil all those years ago. The guy's a good friend o' mine now, ya see.

 

 

*: Some fighters are just born lucky, and 'e's one of 'em. I'm amazed you managed to see that in 'im, 'cos 'e's not exactly impressive to look at. You've got a rare eye for folks' inner strengths, you know that?

 

*: I hope you don't mind, but I wanted to meet the man who picked the fighter who represented Dundrasil all those years ago. The guy's a good friend o' mine now, ya see.

 

 

*: I'm impressed you managed to look beyond 'is beastly exterior an' see that 'e had a good 'eart. You've got a rare eye for folks' inner strengths, you know that?

 

*: Wow! It's you! It's really you! The legendary Lord Robert, in the flesh! I've heard all about you from your Chief Minister, you know!

 

 

*: I remember when I first saw him in the ring. He was creeping around the place, doing his best not to attract anyone's attention. It was cowardly, but kind of adorable.

 

 

*: Anyhow, he somehow managed to skulk his way to victory. There was a big party to celebrate, and I got talking to him and...well, we've been friends ever since!

 

*: Happy birthday, Your Highness! And sorry—I've turned up to your party empty-handed!

 

 

*: ...Wait, I know! If you take part in the next tournament in Octagonia, I'll make sure to show you my one and only Puff-Puff Strike! You won't know what's hit you!

 

*: Lord Robert, ye look like a man half yer age! Maybe ye could let me in on yer secret one day?

 

*: Aye, there's no doubt about it! This is the single greatest party I've ever been tae in ma puff! Now, if ye dinnae mind, I'm off tae search for a wee dram!

 

*: The kitchen staff have been working round the clock to prepare all your favourites, Your Majesty! So please—eat, drink and be merry!

 

*: Serving you was the single greatest honour of my life, Lord Robert!

 

*: Aye, Dundrasil's future is assured!

 

 

*: I mean, with Lord Robert, King Irwin and young <pc>, how can we go wrong? You're truly an inspiration tae all of us guards!

 

*: May you be blessed with many more happy, healthy years, Your Highness! Now let us give praise for all we have...

 

*: Hic! Och, what's goin' on!? I only had a wee drop tae wet me whistle, and now I'm staggerin' around the place... I thought I was made o' sterner stuff than this. Hic!

 

*: Ye'll never guess whose idea it was to make a cake this big! None other than yer pride and joy, wee <pc>!

 

 

*: Is gigantesco, sì? Is the idea of young <pc> to present you with the giant cake. You must try a slice, signore!

 

<pc>

Everyone loves you, Grampa! All of those scholars were telling me how clever you are. You're amazing!

Rab

Och, get away with ye! I don't want to get a big head! But it wouldnae be a bad idea for ye to mix with those bookish types, <pc>. A king has to know a lot of things!

<pc>

I'll show you, Grampa! I'm going to study hard until I know as much as you do!

 

<pc>

Now, let's go over here! Come on, Grampa!

<pc>

You're a real hit with the ladies, Grampa!

Rab

Och, knock it off, will ye? Ye're one to talk, laddie—I bet girls will be flocking round ye in a few years.

<pc>

D-Do you really think so, Grampa? Gosh...

 

<pc>

Right, let's go over here next! Keep up, Grampa!

<pc>

Wow! Are they real circus performers, Grampa? I've only ever read about them!

Rab

Ah, is that right, laddie? Well, we'll need to take a trip to Gallopolis and visit the big top. It's quite something, let me tell you!

<pc>

Yay! Can we really go? Promise?

Rab

Aye, that's a promise.

<pc>

Yay! Now let's go this way!

<pc>

Look, Grampa! Look at all those beautiful girls!

Rab

Aye, there isnae any doubt about it. Ye take after yer auld grampa, <pc>...

<pc>

...Hm? What do you mean?

Rab

Never ye mind, laddie. Ye'll find out soon enough.

<pc>

...Alright. Now, let's see what's over here. Come on, Grampa!

<pc>

Wah! Look at his muscles! He looks so strong! I want to look like that one day!

Rab

Well, I dinnae know if ye'll ever look quite like that, but ye'll be tough, alright. Ye're my grandson after all, and I'm no pushover.

<pc>

Yay! I can't wait to grow up and be big and strong, just like you, Grampa! We'll protect everyone in Dundrasil, you and me and Dad!

<pc>

Grampa, is it true that man over there was runner-up in a fighting tournament in Octagonia without ever having to throw a punch?

Rab

Aye, sometimes all ye need is luck on yer side. Ye never know how things are gonnae turn out—life's never boring, that's for sure.

 

Rab

So if ever you're going through a hard time, just remember that things can change. If ye refuse to give up, yer luck is bound to change.

<pc>

Got it! I'll never give up, no matter what!

<pc>

Look! It's a bear! I didn't know you had friends like that, Grampa!

Rab

Aye, he might look like a ferocious beast, but he's got a heart o' gold. Ye cannae judge someone from the way they look. Never forget that.

<pc>

Got it! When I grow up, I want to make all kinds of friends, just like you, Grampa!

<pc>

Look, Grampa! It's the Chief Minister! Why does he have all of those pretty girls around him?

Rab

Aye, there's more to that one than meets the eye, laddie. I still cannae believe he managed to win the thing...

 

Rab

It just goes to show—everyone has hidden strengths, including you. Ye just have to find them.

<pc>

Got it, Grampa! I'll never stop until I find out what I'm capable of!

<pc>

It's been lots of fun walking round with you, Grampa, but I'm getting hungry!

 

<pc>

...I know! How about a slice of cake? It was my idea to have the biggest birthday cake ever!

Queen Eleanor

Is something the matter, Father? You look like you have something on your mind.

Rab

I'm sorry, Eleanor, but I have to go. Look after <pc>, won't ye?

Queen Eleanor

Of course I'll look after him. What a curious thing to say. Well, don't be gone too long. It is your party, after all.

Rab

 

.........

<pc>

Don't worry, Grampa! I'll be good while you're away! But don't be long, okay?

Rab

You're a tough kid, <pc>. You're going to be alright.

<pc>

Of course I will! Now, don't be long, Grampa! We've still got a lot of fun to have at the party!

 

Rab

 

.........

Rab

Irwin, I know I can trust ye to raise <pc> right. I'm counting on you.

King Irwin

Of course. No matter what happens, Eleanor and I will always be there for our son.

 

Rab

Thank you...

 

 

*: Och, I'm still none too steady on my feet... Hic!

 

 

 

*: Oh! Y-Your Highness! Happy—hic!—birthday!

 

 

*: What's the matter, Your Majesty? You aren't seriously about to leave a party in full swing, are you?<yesno>

 

*: That's the spirit! There's plenty more fun to be had, I'm sure. Enjoy yourself!

 

 

*: Boundless happiness awaits you here, you know—joy, laughter and all manner of wonderful surprises. Are you really willing to leave it behind?<yesno>

Grand Master Pang

A pitiful performance! If that is all you have to give, you are better off quitting, are you not?<yesno>

Grand Master Pang

Ho! So you still have more to give? Well, when you are ready to do battle once again, I shall be waiting.

Grand Master Pang

...Dear me. Are you really, truly giving up?<yesno>

Grand Master Pang

So does this mean you are ready to do battle with me once more?<yesno>

Grand Master Pang

Hmph. Were you always this cautious? Well, once you have readied yourself in body and spirit, speak to me again.

Grand Master Pang

Very good. Now fight me like you have never fought me before. I want you to hold nothing back, is that understood? Nothing!

 

4. Erik

Healijah

I think they goorabbed all your stuff off you when they caught you.

 

Healijah

But fear not—I've got some gooreat nooze! Look what I found!

Erik

Whoa! My stuff! Maybe you really aren't a bad slime after all!

 

Erik gratefully takes back his possessions and equips his kit.

 

 

*: Aww, batsss! I can't ssseriously believe I've forgotten which treasure chessst the door key's in!

 

 

*: Gah! I can't believe you've forgotten again, bat brain! It's in the chest in the middle, of course! Can't you write it on your wing or something?

Healijah

Goowee! Look at all these treasure chests! They're sure to be oozing with loot!

Erik

Hm. Looks too good to be true to me. I've got a feeling the good stuff's going to be in one chest, and the others will all be traps.

Healijah

Gosh! It sounds like this isn't your first slime in this sort of situation!

Erik

Yup. And when you've been a thief as long as I have, you get a sixth sense for this kind of stuff.

Healijah

Gooray! A key! But what's it for? Something important, I'll bet!

Erik

Yeah, me too. C'mon, let's see what we can find.

 

 

*: Wh-What'sss a ssstupid human doing here? ...Wait! You mussst have essscaped!

 

 

 

*: If Lord Indignusss finds out about thisss, he'll have our gutsss for garters! Sssorry, nothing persssonal...

 

 

*: Harumph! A horrible human! But how? Wait—you must have escaped from your cell!

 

 

 

*: Well, if Lord Indignus finds out, we're for it! Sorry, but we're not going to let that happen...

Healijah

G-G-Gooness gracious!

 

Healijah

...Easy does it! There are two tough-looking monsters up ahead!

Erik

Hey, why so jumpy? Don't worry, I'll watch my step.

Healijah

Ooh, look! We could slip in through here! Want to give it a goo?<yesno>

Erik

Sure, I'm game. It's not like we've got a whole heap of other options, right?

 

 

*: You thtupid human! You really thought you could ethcape? We're going to beat you thenthleth and thling you back in your thell!

Healijah

Oh my gooness! Are you alright? Here, let me help you...

 

Healijah works his magic on Erik, whose HP and MP are fully restored!

Healijah

There's plenty more monsters where they came from... You'll have to keep fighting them off until I can get this contraption gooing! (slurp)

 

 

*: We're under strict orders not to let you escape, and I'm not in any mood to disobey! Come quietly, or you'll regret it!

 

 

*: Hiss! I don't know how you essscaped, but thisss is as far as you go!

 

 

 

*: And before we lock you up again, we're going to make you sssuffer! HISS!

 

 

*: You grubby little grotbag! You've got a nerve thinking you can get away from us! Well, we're going to teach you a lesson you won't forget in a hurry!

 

 

*: Only a total crackpot would think they could escape us! You don't have a chance! And if you don't believe me, ask all the other monsters who are on their way!

 

 

 

*: Grrrahahaharrr! Or maybe you'd rather not wait to find out? Very well—you've urned yourself an exclusive, private beating, courtesy of yours truly!

 

 

 

*: Come here and let me smash you to bits!

Healijah

Wait, where are you gooing? You've got to hold them off until I get this thingummy working!

Healijah

Are you alright? I think it might be slime to make a swift exit...

 

 

*: Grrraaargh! They're getting away! Get after them or you'll have me to answer to!

Healijah

Phew! We got out of there just in the nick of slime!

 

Healijah

But we need to goo back and get that contraption working. I suppose we'll have to wait and see if things calm down...

Healijah

Umm, excooze me for saying so, but this isn't the right way. We need to goo back to that room and get that thingummy working!

Healijah

Gooreat! They've cleared off! Now's our chance!

 

 

*: Oi! There they are! The runaways! They must have thought they could sneak back in while our backs were turned!

Healijah

 

Goo grief! We've got company! Hold them off while I get this thing gooing!

Healijah

Wait a second! Isn't this that gooreat big room that was oozing with monsters earlier?

Healijah

It looks like we can goo that way! Come on—there's no slime to lose!

 

5. Hendrik

 

*: There's been a bit of a fuss at the castle of late. Folks keep seeing a weird shadowy thing floating about the place.

 

 

*: It doesn't seem like it means any harm, but no one knows what it is, so people are a little uneasy—which is understandable, I suppose.

 

 

*: I just heard that it appeared in the garden in the central courtyard. A maid screamed and ran for her life, apparently. What in the world can it be?

 

 

*: I'm the head gardener here, but I can't get a jot of work done in the central courtyard lately without that blasted apparition popping up to bother me.

 

 

*: It's not like it's actually stopping me doing anything, it's just...eerie, you know? I wish it would clear off. I've got important weeding to do!

 

 

*: Apparently, some people can see the strange apparition that's been floating about the place, and others just can't.

 

 

*: Well, I've never seen it myself. To be honest, I'm not even convinced it exists. I think everyone's just imagining it.

 

*: There's been this horrible shadowy thing floating about the courtyard lately. Apparently, it's there right now, on the other side of this door. Well, I'm not going anywhere near it!

 

 

 

*: .........

 

A dark form hovers in the air under the tree.

Veronica

What is that thing? It seems very interested in that tree for some reason. I wonder what it wants...

 

Veronica

Wait a second—is it just me, or is that big root thingy wrapped around the tree glowing? I think you should take a closer look, <pc>.

 

Reach out and touch the Yggdrasil root?<yesno>

 

It's a large dresser. There's nothing particularly interesting about it.

 

*: The King has ordered me to clear out Sir Jasper's old room, but I just don't have the heart to do it.

 

 

*: I still can't believe it. How could he of all people have been led astray by that demon who possessed our king and the miserable monsters who follow him? And now he's gone...

 

 

*: Well, I know he chose the wrong path, but that won't change what I think about him. The man I served was noble and wise. He was a great general and a true leader of men.

 

*: This is His Majesty's chamber, and before you ask, no—you're not coming in. It's being cleaned right now.

 

 

The curious energy that once emanated from the plant can no longer be felt.

 

*: There's been a bit of a fuss at the castle of late. Folks keep seeing a weird shadowy thing floating about the place.

 

 

*: Apparently, it just appears out of nowhere, floats about for a bit and then vanishes.

 

 

*: It doesn't seem like it means any harm, but no one knows what it is, so people are a little uneasy—which is understandable, I suppose.

 

 

*: That thing just went into the castle! Normally it just vanishes as quickly as it appeared. Did something happen in the courtyard, I wonder?

 

 

*: That eerie black shadow just went into the dining hall. Ugh! Seeing it is enough to turn my stomach!

 

*: Th-That thing just floated into the kitchen! I'd heard the rumours, but I'd never seen it for myself!

 

 

*: When it went past me, a chill went right down my spine. It's not a ghost, is it? Well, whatever it is, I don't like it!

 

 

*: You know that black shadowy thing everyone's talking about? Well, it just headed through that door on the left towards the larder.

 

 

*: It seems to like hovering in front of the dresser in there. I'm not sure what it's after, but it hasn't attacked anyone, and it doesn't make the milk go sour, so I suppose things could be worse...

 

 

*: This mangy moggy 'ere's got its tail in a right old twist about somefink. It came flyin' out the larder a minute ago, an' it's been starin' at the door an' growlin' ever since.

 

 

*: I didn't see it meself, but I reckon it must be that black shadow thing everyone's been on about. Must've slipped in there while I weren't lookin'.

 

 

 

The cat is staring intently at the larder door and growling.

 

*: .........

Hendrik

It is gone. Something gave me the sense it was looking at the dresser...

Hendrik

Of course—this is the dresser behind which lies the passage to the King's chambers...

 

Hendrik

Only two people beside the King have ever known of its existence. I am one...and Jasper was the other...

 

Hendrik

When we were boys, we would often get up to no good. We hatched a plan to sneak into the King's chambers, but he discovered it, and reprimanded us severely.

 

Hendrik

Truly, those were happy times... Jasper and I made a solemn vow that we would protect this kingdom together—and I truly believed that we would...

Hendrik

...No matter. Now we are here. And that shade must have led us here for a reason. It is trying to tell me something.

 

Hendrik

<pc>, we must go to Jasper's old room. There is something I need to see.

 

The dresser wobbles slightly when you touch it. Try moving it?<yesno>

 

Hendrik and <pc> push the dresser to one side.

Hendrik

This passage leads to the King's chambers. But before we visit them, might I ask that we pay a visit to Jasper's old room?

 

Hendrik

It is located on the west side of the castle. There is something I wish to see there.

 

*: That spooky spirit thing just floated off towards the dining hall.

 

 

*: It must have got bored of hovering in front of that dresser. I'm not sure what it's after, but it hasn't attacked anyone or made the milk go sour, so I suppose things could be worse...

 

 

*: That mangy moggy's 'ad enough of growlin' at the larder door, so now it's glarin' at the dinin' 'all.

 

 

*: I didn't see it meself, but I reckon it's that black shadow thing again. Must've slipped in there while I weren't lookin'...

 

 

 

The cat is staring intently at the door of the dining hall and growling.

 

*: That weird shadowy thing just floated out of the kitchen and down the corridor. What did it want in the kitchen anyway? It can't have been hungry, can it?

 

 

*: That thing just came out of the dining hall and headed toward the west side of the castle. I'm not sure what's over that way except Sir Jasper's old room...

 

*: The apparition just entered Sir Jasper's old chambers!

 

 

*: My duty as a guard is to chase off any intruders, but this is beyond my pay grade.

 

 

*: Besides, it sounds strange to say it, but it seems...at home in there...

 

*: .........

 

It's a well-worn journal. The entries are written in a neat hand.

 

 

‘It is a month now since Hendrik returned from his training in Puerto Valor. In that short time, he has grown tall, and his bearing is now very much that of a knight.

 

 

‘I asked that he spar with me, but I was no match for him. No longer is he merely physically stronger—his sword skills have been honed to an extraordinary degree.

 

 

‘But it was not his blows that hurt me most. No, it was the way he reached out his hand with a smile to help me up after he knocked me to the ground. Just as he did when we were children...

 

 

‘While he was training, I was not idle. I threw myself into my studies, devouring tome after tome on military strategy. But it is never enough. Yet again, he has surpassed me.

 

 

‘We vowed to serve and protect this kingdom together. But perhaps he has forgotten this. Or does he view it as a childish promise, best consigned to the past with the memories of all we shared?

 

 

‘But I have not forgotten. I still imagine us fighting alongside the King to defend the honour of Heliodor. I will not let that dream die—I will do all that I can to make it a reality.’

Hendrik

So this is Jasper's journal. He writes what his pride would never allow him to say. I must confess, I had no idea that this was how he felt...

 

Hendrik

I see now that the darkness that consumed his heart had begun to gather much sooner than I cared to realise. I see now how my actions must have hurt him...

Hendrik

If I am not mistaken, the apparition will appear next in the banqueting hall. Might I request that we go there and see if my intuition is correct?

 

 

*: Wh-What!? It's the Luminary! B-But how...!? How did you get in there!?

 

 

It's a well-worn journal. The entries are written in a neat hand.

 

 

‘It is a month now since Hendrik returned from his training in Puerto Valor. In that short time, he has grown tall, and his bearing is now very much that of a knight.

 

 

‘I asked that he spar with me, but I was no match for him. No longer is he merely physically stronger—his sword skills have been honed to an extraordinary degree.

 

 

‘But it was not his blows that hurt me most. No, it was the way he reached out his hand with a smile to help me up after he knocked me to the ground. Just as he did when we were children...

 

 

‘While he was training, I was not idle. I threw myself into my studies, devouring tome after tome on military strategy. But it is never enough. Yet again, he has surpassed me.

 

 

‘We vowed to serve and protect this kingdom together. But perhaps he has forgotten this. Or does he view it as a childish promise, best consigned to the past with the memories of all we shared?

 

 

‘But I have not forgotten. I still imagine us fighting alongside the King to defend the honour of Heliodor. I will not let that dream die—I will do all that I can to make it a reality.’

 

*: That dark floaty thing came out of the room just now and floated down the corridor towards the banquet hall. Just what is it doing, I wonder...?

 

 

*: If you're hunting for that, that...thing, I just saw it heading towards the banquet hall. Now, if you don't mind, I have important duties to attend to. These stupid spectres don't rattle me, of course... (shudder)

 

*: The maid who was cleaning the courtyard suddenly shrieked and said she'd seen that black shape in the banquet hall, but I didn't see a thing.

 

 

*: Maybe it's true what they say—maybe some people just can't see it...

 

*: I thought that horrible thing had vanished, but it's back, and this time it's in the banquet hall! Why can't someone tell me what's going on!?

 

 

*: Normally that shadowy thing appears in some dark corner and then vanishes, but now it's parading around like it owns the place. I'm worried something funny's afoot...

 

 

*: That eerie apparition's back, and this time it's taken up residence in the banquet hall! It seems to be looking at something. Can it really be interested in the two-headed eagle of Heliodor?

 

 

*: Everyone's talking about some commotion or other, but I haven't seen a thing. It's just a lot of fuss about nothing, if you ask me.

 

 

*: ...What's that!? That thing was in here? Stop pulling my leg! I've been keeping watch all day, and I didn't see it!

 

*: Urgh, that thing really makes my skin crawl! I know a guard shouldn't abandon his post, but I can't stand being anywhere near it!

 

 

*: My good lady wife claimed she could see a terrifying black apparition so we fled upstairs, but I think it must all be in her head.

 

 

 

*: Are you seriously telling me you can't see it!? Look! The black shadowy thing, right in the middle of the hall!

 

*: Seeing that thing just makes me feel so sad.

 

 

*: I have no idea what it is, but I am certain it is desperately trying to tell us something.

 

 

*: Maybe it's true—maybe some people just can't see the thing.

 

 

*: I've been standing guard here all this time, but I haven't seen hide nor hair of it. I suppose I just don't have the gift.

 

 

*: I think that thing's gone upstairs. Hopefully I can get on with my cleaning now without being rudely interrupted.

 

*: If you seek the black shade, it has gone upstairs.

 

 

*: It seems that it does not mean any harm, but we must be on our guard—it is a little too close to the throne room for comfort.

 

 

*: It sounds odd to say, but it looked like that shadowy form was gazing at the royal insignia over there. I couldn't help feeling that it was lost in thought.

 

*: It sounded like something was going on just now. Nothing bad, I trust?

 

 

*: ...What's that you say? A shadowy apparition? In here? Ha ha! A likely story! I didn't realise you were such a leg-puller!

 

*: I just saw that thing going up the stairs. You know, I can't explain why, but something about it just makes me feel sad.

 

 

*: I have no idea what it is, but I am certain that it is desperately trying to tell us something.

 

 

 

*: Waaah! It swooshed right past my face!

 

 

 

*: Uhh, I mean, I've been neglectful in my duty and let an intruder past! Ahem...

 

 

 

*: I wonder where that black shadow thing was going...

 

*: The proud men of Heliodor shall defend their king and castle no matter what may come to pass! We will remain stoical and composed to the end!

 

 

*: ...Or so I had always thought. The guards on the stairs seemed anything but calm and collected just now. I hope nothing untoward has happened.

 

 

*: I finally caught sight of the spooky apparition that's got the whole castle talking! It floated up the stairs to the next floor!

 

 

*: Guards on duty must always maintain their composure. And yet my colleagues over on the stairs seemed very vexed indeed.

 

 

*: Do they not realise that they are meant to be the pride of Heliodor? They should be ashamed of themselves!

 

 

*: That bothersome shadowy thingummy is on the prowl again. I've seen it on the balcony while I've been on patrol before. I wouldn't be surprised if that's where it is now.

 

 

*: I wonder what it could be so interested in out there. Apparently, aspiring knights used to use it for sparring, but that hasn't happened for years.

 

 

*: Are you seriously telling me you didn't see that thing!? It came right out of the banquet hall! It's on the move again.

 

*: Mr Luminary, sir! Sir Hendrik, sir! That shadowy thing is on the other side of this door, sirs!

 

 

*: I don't have the faintest idea what it's doing up here. Perhaps it wants to enjoy the view from the balcony?

 

 

*: The sinister apparition that has been haunting the castle seems to have taken up position on the balcony through the main doors.

 

 

*: There is something mournful in that inky-black figure, something that speaks to my muse. Perhaps I shall pen a melancholy ballad once this is all over.

 

*: Seeing that restless spirit floating this way and that, seemingly without rhyme or reason, touches something within me. It saddens me in a way I cannot explain.

 

 

*: When will it grow weary of its wanderings? Or is it doomed to do this forever?

 

 

*: Well, at least that thing's cleared off. I suppose I'd better get back on patrol. Not that I was scared or anything, you understand.

Hendrik

...No! This is not over!

 

Hendrik's strength is restored!

Hendrik

I must face him again. Please. Do not deny me this.<yesno>

Hendrik

The darkness that consumed Jasper is one I helped create. Please. I must face him once more. <yesno>

Jasper

 

Why...? Why...? How could this...?

 

It's Jasper's sword. From its pommel hangs the token of fealty, glinting in the light.

 

*: Please allow me to sing a classic about Heliodor's most famous victory and the peace that we enjoyed thereafter. I would like to dedicate it to the spirit that now dwells within the sword.

 

 

*: A new dawn has broken, the lark he sings!

Let us praise the sun, the light it brings!

 

 

*: The eagle soars in the cloudless blue,

The healing river flows pure and true!

 

 

*: Come lift your voice and sing for Heliodor,

For peace has come—war reigns no more!

 

*: When I saw Jasper's beloved sword standing here, I could not believe my eyes.

 

 

*: When Sir Jasper died, I had believed all of his possessions vanished with him. But now his sword has reappeared, it is as if he has returned home.

 

 

*: I know that the man I served chose to walk the wrong path. But still I think it a tragedy that there was no memorial for him in the kingdom he served for so long. His death was greeted only with silence.

 

 

*: Please forgive me, but I would like to say a silent prayer for the man who once wielded this sword. It is my way of bidding him farewell...

 

 

*: You know, thinking back, that shadow only ever appeared on this floor in the evening.

 

 

*: I always thought it might be watching the sun setting over Heliodor. Who could blame it—it's a breathtaking sight.

 

*: Things have been ever so nice since that horrible shadowy thing stopped appearing. I can get on with my work without worrying about it appearing out of nowhere.

 

*: This tree is quite something, isn't it? It's been there since long before any of us were born. And that black shadow would always appear in front of it.

 

 

*: Ancient trees have a mysterious power we can't even hope to fathom. I have a funny feeling that the apparition we saw was an emanation of that power. Not that I could prove it, mind you.

 

*: Well, that black shadowy thing seems to have vanished. I wonder where it went...

 

*: Well, whatever that shadowy thing was, it seems to have stopped appearing.

 

 

*: To be honest, I wasn't really scared of it. There was just something about it that made me really sad. What could have brought it here, I wonder...

 

*: We haven't had a single sighting of that apparition of late. I suppose we'll never know what it was or what it was doing here.

 

 

*: Well, good riddance, quite frankly. But the funny thing is, I still think about it a lot—it's like the gloominess it brought hasn't quite cleared up yet.


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