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*: Lo, thou art surpassing fair of face! Wilt thou sample the sensual
puff-puff for a mere 20 gold coins?[yesno] |
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*: Alack, ’tis a grave shame indeed! Should the urge ever come upon thee,
thou need’st only say the word! |
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*: Now, now, what japery is this? Thinkest thou to buy the greatest
pleasure in this world at a reduced price? For shame, sir! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Then let the ritual begin! |
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*: Puff-puff! Puff-puff!
Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff!
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*: Puff! Puff-puff!
Puff! Puff-puff!
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*: Well? Art thou not alive with pleasure?
Puff! Puff-puff!
Puff-puff! Puff-puff! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Alas, the ritual is ended. Thy custom is e’er appreciated,
noble sir! Pray, visit us as often as the mood taketh thee! |
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*: Tee hee hee! Alas, the ritual is ended. Thy custom is e’er appreciated,
noble sir! Pray, visit us as often as the mood taketh thee! |
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*: Do I please thee, good sirrah? Am I fair in thine eyes? Then mayhap thou
wouldst accept from me a heartfelt puff-puff?[yesno] |
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*: Hmph! And what, pray, doth so fail to please thee that thou would fain
refuse such an offer, hm!? |
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*: Thou wilt? Verily, ’tis music to mine ears! |
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*: Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff!
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*: Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff! |
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*: I thank thee for thy custom! Should the hunger for puff-puff ever assail
thee again, ‘twould be my pleasure to sate it! |
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*: I thank thee for thy custom! Should the hunger for puff-puff ever assail
thee again, ‘twould be my pleasure to sate it! |
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*: Oh me, oh my! Just look at you! What a handsome fellow you are! I wish
to give you the priceless gift of puff-puff! Will you permit me?[yesno] |
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*: Ahh, you are a serious, sober soul, I see. So be it. But if you should
ever change your mind, I will be waiting. Hee hee! |
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*: Ohh, I am so happy to hear you say this! Come then, follow me! Hee hee! |
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*: Goodness me, but I cannot see to you all at once! Whatever do you think
I am? Hee hee!
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*: Just you, my sweet. You, and you alone! Come now, will you follow me to
my private chamber?[yesno] |
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*: You will not? Such a shame. But never mind. Goodbye for now! |
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*: Wonderful! Then follow me! Hee hee! |
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<pc> nervously leaves his friends behind. |
| Erik |
Heh! I think she likes you, <pc>! Tell me all about it later, won’t
you? |
| Veronica |
Off you go, Mr Luminary! Tsk, you lot are all the same! |
| Serena |
I don’t really see the appeal myself <pc>, but I shall try not to
judge you too harshly… |
| Sylvando |
You go do what you gotta do, darling! Who am I to say where you can and
can’t get your kicks? |
| Jade |
Don’t worry about us, <pc>. You go and let your hair down. |
| Rab |
Jings, laddie! I think she likes ye! Aye, it’s probably the twinkle in yer
eye that grabbed her—ye get that from yer dear auld grandpa! |
| Hendrik |
…My chivalric principles forbid me from commenting on such practices.
Make this quick. |
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*: Hee hee! And where do you think you are going, my sweet? Come to me this
instant! |
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*: Now, just sit right here on the bed… That’s it, my sweet… |
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*: It is alright with you if I turn off the light, yes?[yesno] |
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*: Do not tease me so, my sweet! Hee hee! |
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*: Here we go, then! Hee hee! |
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*: Puff! Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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Uhh… Heh. Heh-heh. Heh. |
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*: Puff! Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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What…? Uhh, what are you…? Heh! |
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*: Puff! Puff-puff! Puff-puff-puff-puff-puff! Hee hee! |
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Hey, that…! That tickles! Heh… |
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*: Not bad, eh? I give a puff-puff an’ an ‘alf, I do! HUR HUR! |
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*: My sweet, meet my father! He is the greatest practitioner of the
puff-puff in all the lands of the world! |
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*: That’s me done, then. Don’t be a stranger, eh, sunshine? HUR HUR! |
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*: So, my sweet, how are you feeling? Are you soothed and calmed? I do hope
so! You will come and visit us again soon, yes? |
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*: Don’t you go givin’ my girl any funny ideas, you ‘ear? She’s got enough
of ‘er own already! HUR HUR! |
| Erik |
So, uh…how was it? |
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*: ……… |
| Erik |
Sounds magical. Right, shall we get going? |
| Veronica |
Well? How was it? |
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*: ……… |
| Veronica |
Hmph! Look, let’s just get out of here, shall we? |
| Serena |
So…how was it, <pc>? |
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*: ……… |
| Serena |
Gosh… Well, umm…shall we get moving? |
| Sylvando |
Okay honey, don’t leave anything out! Give me all the juicy details! |
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*: ……… |
| Sylvando |
…Uhh, okay. Maybe later, eh? Alright, let’s shake a leg! |
| Jade |
So…how was it? |
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*: ……… |
| Jade |
Ha… Dear me. Well, come on then. Let’s get moving. |
| Rab |
Well, laddie? How was it? |
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*: ……… |
| Rab |
Hyeh heh heh! That’s my boy! Now, let’s get moving, shall we? |
| Hendrik |
Well? Was it a…worthwhile endeavour? |
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*: ……… |
| Hendrik |
…I see. Come, let us return to our journey. |
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*: Bonjour, ‘andsome. Zis is ze puff-puff nook. Would you like to ‘ave a
go?[yesno] |
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*: But pourquoi!? Come back if you change your mind! |
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*: Bon. Brace yourself, zen. |
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*: Okay, zen. ‘Ere we go! Puff-puff… Puff-puff… |
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*: ……… |
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*: Puffy-puff-puff… Puffy-puff… |
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!? |
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*: P-Puff! Puff-diddly-puff! |
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*: Et voilà! ‘Ow do you feel?
|
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*: Zat was a spécial puff-puff spell zat’s going to make you even more
popular wiz ze ladies!
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*: So don’t be shy! ‘Ave courage! If you’ve got it, flaunt it! |
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*: Zat was a spécial puff-puff spell zat’s going to make you even more
popular wiz ze ladies!
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*: So don’t be shy! ‘Ave courage! If you’ve got it, flaunt it! |
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*: Hello there, young man! Aren’t you lovely? What do you say to a
puff-puff? [yesno] |
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*: Are you sure? That’s a pity! |
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*: Yay! Come and meet me by the harbour bell tomorrow lunchtime! |
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*: Yay! Come and meet me by the harbour bell tomorrow lunchtime! |
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*: Yay! You came! Ready for your puff-puff? [yesno] |
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*: Not quite the right time for you yet? Well, I’ll be waiting here when it
is. |
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*: Okay. Keep very still. I’m about to start. |
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*: Puff puff puff…
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*: Puff puff puff…
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*: And finally, puff puff puff puff puff puff PUFF! |
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Ah-ah-aaah-CHOO! <pc> tries to hold back a sneeze, but fails! |
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*: Oh dear! Are you alright?
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*: I’m studying make-up artistry, you see. But I’m not very good, so I tend
to get the powder all over the place.
|
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*: I have a hard time trying to get any of the girls to help me out as
models. I can’t understand why.
|
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*: I’m going to become the best make-up artist there is, you know! And then
I’m going to do the stage make-up over at the circus in Gallopolis! |
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*: I’m studying make-up artistry, you see. But I’m not very good, so I tend
to get the powder all over the place.
|
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*: I have a hard time trying to get any of the girls to help me out as
models. I can’t understand why.
|
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*: I’m going to become the best make-up artist there is, you know! And then
I’m going to do the stage make-up over at the circus in Gallopolis! |
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*: You look like a guy who knows what he wants. So how about it? A private
puff-puff session, just for you…[yesno] |
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*: Not interested? Pff! Boring! |
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*: Alriiight! Here we go… Puff… Puff… Puff-puff!
|
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*: Puff-puff, puff-puff, puff puff puff puff puff!
|
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*: A puff on your face! All over the place! Puff-puff! Puff-puff!
|
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*: Aaand there you have it! All done, my little puffikins! ♥ |
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<pc>’s private puff-puff session is finished! |
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*: Well? What did you think of my make-up skills?
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*: That pretty little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Well? What did you think of my make-up skills?
|
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*: That pretty little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: You look like a guy who knows what he wants. So how about it? A private
puff-puff session, just for you…[yesno] |
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*: Not interested? Pff! Boring! |
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*: Alriiight! Here we go… Puff… Puff… Puff-puff!
|
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*: Puff-puff, puff-puff, puff puff puff puff puff!
|
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*: A puff on your face! All over the place! Puff-puff! Puff-puff!
|
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*: Aaand there you have it! All done, my little puffikins! ♥ |
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<pc>’s private puff-puff session is finished!
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His charm increases by 5! |
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*: Well? What did you think of my make-up skills?
|
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*: That pretty little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Well? What did you think of my make-up skills?
|
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*: That pretty little face of yours is even prettier now! Tee hee hee! |
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*: Oh, hello there! You’ve got the look of a very important person about
you. That means you’re entitled to a puff-puff. Would you like one?[yesno] |
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*: You don’t? That’s a shame. Well, you know where I am if you change your
mind. |
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*: Lovely. Close your eyes then… |
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*: Ready? Here we go… |
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*: Wasn’t that a funny sound!? I made it with a trumpet, you know!
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*: Let’s hope it brings you plenty of good luck! See you again soon! |
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*: Wasn’t that a funny sound!? I made it with a trumpet, you know!
|
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*: Let’s hope it brings you plenty of good luck! See you again soon! |
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*: Hello there, handsome! Fancy a quick puff-puff? [yesno] |
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*: What a shame… Well, whenever you want to go to heaven and back, you
know where to find me. Don’t be a stranger, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Tee hee! Right this way, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Are you ready? [yesno] |
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*: Need a little time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back
whenever you’re ready—I’ll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Alright then. Close your eyes and we’ll get started. |
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*: How was it? Felt like heaven, right? That’s why I call it the Puff-Puff
of Paradise! Come back whenever you want to give it another go. I’ll be
waiting! ♥ |
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*: Hello again, handsome! ♥ Fancy another Puff-Puff of Paradise? [yesno] |
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*: Need a little time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back
whenever you’re ready—I’ll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Alright then. Close your eyes and we’ll get started. |
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*: How was it? Felt like heaven, right? That’s why I call it the Puff-Puff
of Paradise! Come back whenever you want to give it another go. I’ll be
waiting! ♥ |
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*: Back again? You must really love my Puff-Puff of Paradise! ♥ Fancy
another go?[yesno] |
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*: Need a little time to pluck up your courage, do you? Well, come back
whenever you’re ready—I’ll be waiting! ♥ |
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*: Ooh, I’m so excited! ♥ I think giving you another Puff-Puff of Paradise
might make me go all funny…but that’s alright with you, isn’t it,
darling?[yesno] |
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*: Oh, well…if you’re sure. Whenever you want to go to heaven and back,
you know where to find me. Don’t be a stranger, sweetheart! ♥ |
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*: Tee hee hee! ♥ Alright then! Close your eyes and we’ll get started! |
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*: How was it? Felt like heaven, right? That’s why I call it the Puff-Puff
of Paradise! Come back whenever you want to give it another go. I’ll be
waiting! ♥ |